Yes, loaves of bread are under assault from global warming, according to the Sydney Morning Herald. Loaves will be smaller because of increased carbon dioxide in the air. More @ Marathon Pundit.
And when we finally cure global warming…
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They should have titled the story “Yeast,” because it’s trying to get a rise out of the envirowhackos.
We would have been better off learning how to make pickle bread with dill-dough.
Perhaps the bread was just loafing around after baking.
I’ll be here all week.
Enviroweenies should be happy – that will make it easier to pinch a loaf.
That Lucy pic is perfect for this story. lol.
That Nicky Phillips at the Sydney Morning Hearald looks like Chelsey Clinton’s twin sister. Or brother, take your pick. Same thing.
The protein in wheat is gluten. Being gluten intolerant, anything that decreases the amount of gluten in the environment I see as a GOOD thing. Turn up those barbecues, everybody!
So just when are libtard heads going to start to explode because of the increased CO2 released into the atmosphere because of globull warming? And will it only affect libtards since all of us deniers are not susceptible to their scare mongering. Oh well, these jerks are now saying we only have a 100 years left to live as a species. I say libtardus/americanus and their foreign equivalents should be the first ones to become extinct.
Fine. The loaves will be smaller. But the increased CO2 will also make wheat crops more abundant, making loaves more plentiful and less costly.
It’s called a Carbon Offset. I thought you lefties liked them.
Those are as bad as the one about the guy who invented a time-saving tool for bakeries that would slice four loaves of bread at a time.
What – you never heard of a four-loaf cleaver?
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Dear Liberal Idiots.
Plants use C02
Plants provide the base for the food chain.
More C02, more plants
More plants, more bugs
More plants and bugs, more predators
More of all those things mean a larger, more diverse biosphere.
A larger, more diverse Biosphere means Shut Your Liberal Pie Holes you insufferable idiots.
These “enviro-noramuses” are hilarious.
It’s like listening to 5 year olds describing their imaginary monsters under their bed.
Hey Zeus, doesn’t anybody understand physics anymore?