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You Stay Classy, Malaria

Malia Obama

Malia visits the set of Girls, the HBO show about a disgusting girl’s disgusting life in Brooklyn.

What a role model show for a 16 year-old. This is the show where Brian William’s daughter, Allison, had her chocolate starfish eaten out. <——— Link is NSFW

NY POST- Malia Obama’s already a first daughter — but she also just wants to be one of the “Girls.”

President Obama’s eldest daughter was spotted in Williamsburg on Thursday, casually sipping a soft drink while hanging out on the set of the raunchy Lena Dunham comedy.

The 16-year-old — who turns 17 on Saturday — spent about three hours on location in Brooklyn as the HBO show filmed at the Aurora Ristorante, a hipster haven on Grand Street.

There were no sightings of any other Obamas during Malia’s visit, which included time with Dunham, according to sources.

It wasn’t clear if Malia did any work or would appear in an episode.

Dunham is also a fan of Malia.

On the first daughter’s birthday a year ago, the actress tweeted: “Happy Birthday Malia Obama! Let’s all hope we’re as elegant as you when we grow up.”

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Is it that hard to be classier than Dunham? Click more for semi-NSFW pic-

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21 Comments on You Stay Classy, Malaria

  1. PS, No more use blurring out Dunham’s mamaries than say a feeding Lab bitch. If she was the last women on the island I would be forced to kill her and eat her. And she would still taste like shit.

  2. I was typing a comment, and I just saw an ad on tv for a spouse-swapping reality show. Apparently with full benefits. But Slate was vigorously attacking polygamy today, so there’s that.

    I really don’t want to know what goes on at Bohemian Grove. Please continue being discreet, elites.

  3. Any parent who would let their teen within a nautical mile of DunhamA&crew should be charged with contributing and endangerment. One more piece of the puzzle as to who her parents are.

  4. Lena Dunham is that girl you boffed in the back seat when you were in high school and hoped to God nobody found out about it.

    Teenage guys do what a guy’s gotta do…

    🙂

  5. Wonder whether Malaria knows why we celebrate the 4th of July?
    Of course she does: “It’s my motherf_ckin’ birfday, motherf_cker!”

  6. No she’s not. Everyone rides the town bicycle. She’s more like the town unicycle. To ride one, you have to be a circus freak, immune to pain and an attention whore. Those are likely three leading qualifications for having any intimate contact with Dunham.

    Or, as a famous man once said, “No. Not even with your d!ck!”

  7. And wouldnt letting a sixteen year old girl watch that show be considered neglect? Let alone going to the set, she could catch hepatitis or gonorrhea in a place like that.
    I’m serious.

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