Mosque stampede that injured over 80 people blamed on mouse
It was the holiest night of the Muslim fasting month of Ramadan. Officials say that the injured were mostly women who suffered light injuries and fractures.
Worshippers were reported to have fainted after a mouse crossed over a woman’s foot while she was praying, causing her to rush outside and creating panic among worshippers. The Hassan II mosque is believed to be the largest in Africa and the seventh largest in the world.
I hear that happens Allah time over there.
Are you kidding me, a friggin mouse caused a panic in a mosque? Maybe it’s time to carpet bomb mosques with lots of mice, preferably infected with all sorts of deadly contagious diseases. And are cats verboten by islam like dogs are?
AHA! Great idea for a ‘secret weapon’.
Air drop crates of mice into markets and residential areas.
The ensuing panic would at least be fun to watch.
geoff, I must have been typing at the same time as you.
GMTA and all that.
Mouse, the new pork.
“His name is Mr. Jingles.”
-Eduard Delacroix
WHO CARES?
Aren’t they all rats in there?
God really does have a sense of humor.
Want to cause real panic, why not put an elephant in there with a mouse, and watch the chaos as the elephant stampedes trying to get away from the mouse.
I just hope Mr. Jingles made it out of there without harm.
As for everyone else, I wish them much pain, many bruises, loud moans….and epic diarrhea.
Go, Counter Jihad Mouse!!
Maybe they could make a new Mighty Mouse cartoon where Mighty Mouse fights islamic jihadists. And avenges the death of Pearl Pureheart (or maybe that was Underdog’s girlfriend) who was killed by ISIS for not wearing a burqua or just being a woman and Mighty Mouse’s girlfriend. They couldn’t use Mickey Mouse because we already have Mickey Mouse as presidunce.
I figured most of the injuries were caused by moslems chasing the mouse for dinner.
Mice or dogs would be good, but imagine what you could to at a mosque with a van-load of piglets.
Do pigs get rabies?
“Roll on two.”