In tribute to the ultimate scumbag, Ted Kennedy, who abandoned a woman submerged in his car.
Ted drove into a pond 46 years ago today because he was evading a police officer. Ted was drunk and with another woman so he sped off into the night and flipped his car off a bridge and into the water. Ted swam out of his car, surfaced and slithered away.
After unsuccessfully strong-arming his buddies into taking the blame for what he did, Ted promised to turn himself into authorities. But after swimming across the bay to his hotel he decided to concoct an alibi and simply make believe he had nothing to do with his car in the water with a dead body in it.
The entire charade was exposed, but Kennedy survived because progressives do not care what their representatives do. Every progressive is a good progressive.
Note- The last image on the lower right is not an iOTWreport image.
It is my favorite Ted Kennedy agitprop image of all-time.
There it is!
Keep blastin’ with both barrels Fur!
Mary Jo Kopechne (July 26, 1940 – July 18, 1969)
She would have turned 75 in eight days.
A Kennedy made certain she will be forever 28.
I’ll repeat my comments from the “car ad”.
Today is the 46th anniversary of Teddy’s driving his Oldsmobile into Chappaquiddick.
Tomorrow is the 46th anniversary of Teddy reporting it to the police.
Fewer people died in Abu Ghraib prison than died in Teddy’s Oldsmobile
August 25th will the the sixth anniversary of Teddy’s sobriety.
Word is the P.O.S. still drying out!
I got it!
Let’s put Mary Jo Kopechne on the Fifty dollar bill in four years for the anniversary.
Treasury secretary Jack Lew…you’re welcome!
As the gallant Ann Coulter once said: “Mary Jo Kopechne was the only fatality in America’s war on women.”
Gee Wally, just think, in a little over a month on August 25th we can celebrate the date Ted finally achieved “Good DemocRat” status!
As the mid-1970’s bumper sticker proclaimed, “Nuclear energy is safer than a ride in Ted Kennedy’s car.”
Six years sober on August 25th? Now that’s a great accomplishment. They guy deserves an AA birthday/anniversary party with coffee, chocolate cake, the works. I could never make past 90 days. Well done Ted, keep coming back.
Oh, WTF am I saying?
Are you gonna sell commemorative neck braces in the IOTW store, Fur?
FLASH!! Ted Kennedy is still dead….film at 11……
It has been said that Teddy enjoyed a good Chappaquiddick joke up to the end. Words fail to describe what a loathsome, cowardly creature he was.
Agreed, we need FDR in Hell to tell us how ol’Teddy is doing down there in the very bowels of eternal hell where that pig eyed sack of shit belongs.
I hope that gimlet eyed pig ended up in the kind of Hell that Hyronimous (sp?) Bosch painted
And he continues to vote democrat
FBH – thanks for posting this. I may have to drive down to Arlington National Cemetery tomorrow and piss on his grave.
Drink a fifth of scotch and piss for me, will ya Jethro?
The blame has to be put on to all of the people who voted for Ted Kennedy as a senator from Massachusetts. As far as I see, all of the old biddies who played Bingo, where the most loyal constituency that Ted had. The wealthy interests also sucked up to Kennedy. The worst part was when the average, working or middle class people would spew out the lies about old Ted being for “the common man.” It was horrible to withstand that Bull-$^#(*%^. Thank God he died in 2009.
I vividly remember being in the kitchen with my mother on Saturday, July 19, 1969 when the news came over the radio.
Even at the tender age of twelve, I was a confirmed Kennedy-loathing cynic. “That was no accident,” I announced to my mother. “He drove that car off the bridge on purpose.”
Mom was taken aback. “What makes you say that, dear?”
“The moon walk, the biggest news story in the history of mankind, is tomorrow. He knows the reporters have better things to do.”
Jethro. Is that piece of shit in Arlington?
You don’t need me to tell you he’s toast.
I disagree, Ted Kennedy is still drunk to this day. Hopefully hellfire will eventually burn off all the alcohol.
Ted Kennedy and Robert Byrd are really great examples of why Democrats are stupid or evil or both. A murderer and a KKK freak being kept in the Senate for an eternity. Shameful, disgraceful.
Too bad we can’t dig him up and dump his pickled corpse in the same water where his murder took place. That would be a bit of justice.
Everyone of the weasels who voted for him are not my fellow countrymen. Get out of my nation, you indecent swine.
Teddy <3 NASA.
No, he isn’t. Arlington is for those who die in active duty. JFK is buried there because he was Commander-in-Chief at the time of his death.
Money talks, bullshit walks.
Kennedy
Clinton
Obola
Soros
Rockefeller
You can, literally, get away with murder if you are properly connected and / or wealthy enough.
Ain’t it funny how we know where certain people are going before they die? No doubt about it.
The democrats of Massachusetts gleefully re-elected time after time a reprobate who willingly let a young woman drown. And we think democrats nationwide are going to look on Planned Barrenhood’s slaughter and organ sale as something negative?
Even if every last allegation against Kennedy that night was false, even if he were stone cold sober …. he still negligently drove onto a foot bridge in the middle of the night and went over the side and caused the death of his passenger. In any jurisdiction in this country, that is first degree manslaughter. Any other person in America not named Kennedy would have served seven years in prison for that
Ever seen a picture of this bridge .. as it was on the night Ted drove Kopechne down? I wouldn’t drive over that thing in the daytime?
http://www.trbimg.com/img-507625c1/turbine/la-chappaquiddick01_kozug6nc/586/586×330
Ted Kennedy
Gerry Studds
Bawney Fwank …
a whole slew of drunks and perverts out of MA.
Oops, I meant to add an exclamation point, not a question mark. I forgot, no edit function
Think I have a title for a song parody here.
Edward K is my name and I sponged off the Kenn’dy name
Till Vineyard Tragedy came
And I drove off the bridge again
In the summer of 69, she was pinned in, just barely alive
By 10 AM, my story had jelled
It was a lie I delivered oh so well
The night I drove Kopechne down
And I was saving my skinnin’
The night I drove Kopechne down
And all the flacks they were spinning
(Has potential)
Beg to differ.
Teddy is buried next to John and Bobby in Arlington.
😉