Biden was seen today with a mark near his lip.
The official explanation is that he got it “roughhousing” with his dog.
There are other theories, however. Some speculate that it was an exercise band accident after he, unfortunately, attached it to a kitchen cabinet knob.
A white house aide intimated that he got confused over the two ends of a cigar.
And the Daily Info is reporting overzealous “mic play” during white house karaoke night.
An unnamed source close to Biden says he sometimes likes to play Ash Wednesday and experiment with alternate positions on his head and then sends his suggestions to the Vatican.
Maybe his brother beat him up like Harry Reid.
Maybe he was bobbing for apples…in a tree
The dog refused to be Obama’s end of ramadan dinner.
Hoooooray, Crazy Joe is back. I sure did miss Crazy Joe!!! Who said that filthy, self-aggrandizing, always lying, never working, and ever preening politicians could not also be comedians?
It’s his Ash Wednesday
Maybe he cat-called Jessica Valenti. (I actually don’t know who/what Jessica Valenti is!)
That mark is similar to the zabibah bump that Muslims get over time when they prostrate in prayer
So maybe Joe was playing Muslim with Obama and just misjudged the closeness of the ground when he bowed down. It could happen. I hear that Joe frequently stomps the ground when he walks cause he keeps forgetting how close the ground is to his feet when he walks
I think he got it when the Limo went too fast around a corner while he was licking the windows.
Even his dog can’t stand him
Those are butthole pucker marks, someone was playing kilroy on his face.
Joe ran into a doorknob while walking on his knees, playing with the grandchillun.
Recoil from his shotgun
tried to paint a fly on his face so he would look presidential
He got touchy-feelly with Sen Coons’ daughter again, but this time it was off-camera and she let him have it.
Even Joe knows his place. Old King Putt would be infuriated if Joe got his own pet fly for his face. Mooch maybe could get away with it, but not Joe! Presidential privilege!
Looks like a love bite to me ( what we used to call a hickey). Was mrs. B in town?
Greezy Joe, the Vice-Buffoon
by the way, when is the Catholic Church going to get around to excommunicating this pro-abortion asshole? And Pelosi too.
tried to shave with his magic marker again?
Once again,…….. like Harry Reid, he got his tooth caught on obangay’s thong……..
Penile targets