Stay away from the Dicksy Cup.
A Clarence, New York, ice cream truck driver was arrested last week after parents noticed he was serving his cold confections while wearing nothing but his tightie whities.
When police arrived on the scene Ryan Duff was screaming at his customers and had stripped down to his underpants.
Mr. Duff refused to take a drug test, but a drug recognition expert determined that he was under the influence.
Mr. Duff was charged with a DWI and turned over to a third party.
Mr. Duff has a August 25 court date.
So, no more Baskin & Rubbins?
MJA: Hilarious!!!! Thanks for the laugh!
I’m gonna pass on the Chocolate nuggets.
You’re welcome! I’m here all week. (And not by request, either. *snort*)
Chunky spank your munky
His Snickerdoodles are all doodles, no snickers.
If he hadn’t complicated the situation with drugs/alcohol, the attire could have been excused by claiming “street performer”. Are you all familiar with this guy?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naked_Cowboy
And if this didn’t work, he could have claimed “transgendering”.
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Frozen Yogurt
Oh dear. He shaves his legs. That boy’s too smooooth. lol.
It’s been really hot here in the NE. Who needs pants? This guy is just being energy efficient.
What’s the cover charge here?
I wouldn’t trust the butter pecan either ……… especially in the south where a lot of us pronounce it pee-can.
Blue Berries
“No, no. You misunderstand, officer. I only took my pants off to wash the blood and semen stains out.”
Butter finger
Can’t Stop the Nuts! (BaskinRobbins)
Don’t ask for the Chocolate Volcano either.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcHYqNIV7GU
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He’s in a cold truck and he’s not worried about “Shrinkage”?
Vice Cream Truck
HAHAHA
They say it’s good to learn something new each day!
#whoneedspants
Damn Ice Cream Trucks.
Last Sunday morning 35 year old Mary O’Brien received a call from her Grandmother Margaret, that her Grandfather, Peter, age 96, had just died.
Mary, all upset , drove immediately to her Grandmother’s house to console her and help out.
What happened? asked Mary.
Well said Margaret,age 94, we were making love and he just had a heart attack and died on me.
Making Love!, cried Mary, at your age, what’s the matter with you?
Well Mary darling, it’s not like you think. We only do it on Sundays, and to the beat of the Church bells.
Ding in
Dong out
Nice and easy.
Margaret wiped a tear from her eye, and said:
Peter would still be alive now if it wasn’t for
THAT FUCKING ICE CREAM TRUCK!
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“You want a creamsicle? Come back in 20 minutes.”
“Butt fudgesicle is ready now, in the rear.”
LOLOL
poptickles and ice cream manwiches
Poor guy. He could never get his Fla-vor-ice fully frozen.
He used to be “Mr. Softee” but the kids call him “Mr. Hardee” now.
Or Fairy Queen
Chili Dog?
THAT’s just his day job, he’s a Boy Scout Troop Leader at night.
I remember when all you had to worry about was those guys selling pot from their ice cream truck. Crazy world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GW0M2zEx-7g
But officer, Porky Pig didn’t wear any pant’s either!