Ice Cream Truck Guy Caught Without Pants – IOTW Report

Ice Cream Truck Guy Caught Without Pants

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A Clarence, New York, ice cream truck driver was arrested last week after parents noticed he was serving his cold confections while wearing nothing but his tightie whities.

When police arrived on the scene Ryan Duff was screaming at his customers and had stripped down to his underpants.

Mr. Duff refused to take a drug test, but a drug recognition expert determined that he was under the influence.

Mr. Duff was charged with a DWI and turned over to a third party.

Mr. Duff has a August 25 court date.

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36 Comments on Ice Cream Truck Guy Caught Without Pants

  1. Damn Ice Cream Trucks.

    Last Sunday morning 35 year old Mary O’Brien received a call from her Grandmother Margaret, that her Grandfather, Peter, age 96, had just died.

    Mary, all upset , drove immediately to her Grandmother’s house to console her and help out.

    What happened? asked Mary.

    Well said Margaret,age 94, we were making love and he just had a heart attack and died on me.

    Making Love!, cried Mary, at your age, what’s the matter with you?

    Well Mary darling, it’s not like you think. We only do it on Sundays, and to the beat of the Church bells.
    Ding in
    Dong out

    Nice and easy.

    Margaret wiped a tear from her eye, and said:

    Peter would still be alive now if it wasn’t for

    THAT FUCKING ICE CREAM TRUCK!

    .

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