Do you think for one moment that these fashion writers would be giving a right-wing celebrity this amount of absurd respect if they looked like Dunham in a bikini?
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They both look bad in it. Haha. I don’t know, in my opinion the swimsuit is uggo.
But because Lena’s a trainwreck liberal who sells copies, they’re going to act like shee looks fabulous and then laugh behind her back.
My God… but she is a fat, disgusting pig. You’d think a job in show biz would motivate here to keep the weight south of 200 lbs at least. She looks north of 250 lbs.
There are suits for heavy girls. She’s just wearing it because she likes how it looks on the hanger and doesn’t GAS how it looks on her. Adding that to her personality, it just completes the sloppy skank equation. lol
Fucking A. Right before bed time. That bitch would be handy if you were ever a drift at sea.
You think she floats?
Oh hell yea. Plus if you pulled her finger you’d have your own jet boat.
Now, for a limited time – for your friends – your suit comes with a matching barf bag.
Just because they make large size suits doesn’t mean you should buy them.
Her shame light burnt out. What a mess.
You too can look like Lena Dunham in this Mara Hoffman bikini. The “marketers” that came up with this would be shot if I owned the company.
And the small text in the ad claims that “Lena Dunham has been hitting the gym pretty hard recently so it was no surprise when she decided to show off the fruits of her labor”.
The only way she has been hitting the gym hard is if she’s been running into it with her car.
Dang. I feel sorry for her. If she ever wakes from her lib coma, she will feel much more than awkward.
Geez oh man I just lost 25 pounds by quitting sugar and refined carbs. My ‘before’ pictures were better than fugly Lena’s ‘after’ pictures. She looks somewhere in the vicinity of 235 lbs to 250. She’s been to a GYM? Did they mean GYN?
That’s what they do with Mooshell. She is dressed in garish outfits while everyone around her tells her how pretty she looks and when she leaves, they rush to the nearest potted plant to barf up that afternoon’s arugula.
Crude question for the guys here. How many cranes would it take to get it up for a romp with Lena?
Just curious.
There’s doughnut shop right around the corner from her place called “The Gym.”
I hear Jared Fogle is free (for the time being). They should get together for lunch.
Wonder if Bill Clinton is interested?
I wonder if that convict can tell me how to gouge my eyes out?
Ok, I when it comes to movies and tv, I live in a cave. Who is Lena Dunham and why should I care?
This is a parody?
Come on guys, have a heart. How about a NSFA (not safe for anybody) warnings on some of this stuff.
AYFKM
I’m more inclined to be in bed with Carrot Top.
I’D HIT THAT! No seriously I’d hit it with my truck!
She could shrivel a man like a three hour bath!
http://ct.weirdnutdaily.com/ol/wn/sw/userpics/funny_pictures/24_new.jpg
that’s all I’ll say
I don’t think so, that boat is too full of shit to stay afloat. 😉
It will never happen , just look around you. It’s a new normal, walking bags of lard, sprinkled with tattoos. 😉
Huh? They let pigs run around on the beach in the Hamptons?
Must be some serious animal lovers….
BFH please put a warning about the subject and a link to it before I have a chance to see it. I just threw up my breakfast!
Does it come with that ugly tattoo?
Not even with a crate full of Viagra.
“Soak up the sun?” How about block out the sun?
Correction: Lena Dumbham does not “Soak up the sun”… she blots it out. She’s so fat, Dora couldn’t explore her.
Oops, by the way, what’s that tied around her waist, a “Wide Load” sign?
A camel toe and hipster bottoms?
Oh my error, it said. Cami top and hipster bottoms.
Tell Woody Allen she’s only 8.
Does this poor girl not own a mirror? It is one thing not to be ashamed of your body. It is quite another to have no shame. Or common sense.
if so, you’d need a garden hose to get him off her.
Back in the day (admittedly many moons ago) there was an expression that went something like:
“I wouldn’t **** her with someone else’s ****!”
“Ladies, guess what? You too can look like Lena Dunham! All you need is a $132 Mara Hoffman bikini!”
When she walks out on the beech the sun gets dim because of the load imposed on it.
“Call me Ishmael.”
😉
“Thar she blows!”
“and sucks!”
“and swallows!”
“and takes it up her …”
Damn, I’m making myself sick …
the Mara Hoffman people need to have a long talk with their advertising agency. They present two models, one is a fat hog of a celebrity whose sense of self-respect comes from empty Whopper Cheese boxes and the other is a friggin heroin addict. On the first the swimsuit is threatening to explode while the second is an ounce or two short of falling off.
Are Manatees considered part of a protected class?
LOL! A porker like that keeps the Motards away.
Don’t they make a designer MooMoo for people like her.
http://i.imgur.com/TLynN.jpg
Only in parts of Florida.
Lena’s hot…….
One hundred thirty two dollars? I think that money would have been better spent buying a tarp (what, twenty bucks?) Or a small personal tent (easy <thirty bucks). Either way, she could have spared us the misery of seeing her. Better yet, she should have sported the latest in mooslime recreational wear and worn a black woolen burka…in the heat… and shown us how to swim in it…
Eugenia, I am not aware there is a crane big enough to do THAT kind of heavy lift.
I think she ate her own boobs.