So, I was walking through the mall and I saw that there was a Muslim bookstore. I was wondering what exactly was in a Muslim bookstore so I went in.
As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk stopped me and asked if he could help me.
I asked, “Do you have a copy of Donald Trump’s book on his U.S. Immigration Policy regarding Muslims and illegal Mexicans?”
The clerk said, “F— off, get out and stay out!”
I said, “Yes, that’s the one. Do you have it in paperback?”
Hahahahaha. A future oldie-but-goodie.
Yes. A retread, but well done. Looking forward to the “debates.”
Hahahahahaha!!!!
(Ad below is a pic of Robin Williams. Would like to think he thought this was a good joke!)
This makes me wonder what the book titles might look like.
Sheep and Goat Bondage
Jihad Weekly
Road and Track Side Bomb Technology
Why Your Camel Hates You
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgY-mmLL2O0
Nineteen Eighty-Four B.C.
If that is true, my hat is off to you! That is hilarious!
hilarious, as well as timely…….kudos to Jethro
Another book title:
How to lick the floor to please allah.
YOu know why the hate dogs?
Because they try to hump them during prayers.
How To Turn A Family Member Into A Tactical Weapon For Dummies
Bwahaha. Made my day.
Blowing Up Baby
I went into our local bookstore and saw this huge display with a sign saying, “Newly translated from the original French: 37 mating positions.”
Noticing that the books were already wrapped in plain brown paper, I just had to buy one. Once safely at home I opened it, out of sight of my wife, and found that I had just purchased an expensive book about…Chess.
here’s more in the Islam For Dummies series:
-Crucifxion For Dummies
-Live Beheading For Dummies
-Female Clitoral Mutilation Without Anesthesia For Dummies
-Rifle Aiming For Dummies
-Sweater Bombs For Dummies
-Cruelly Slaughtering Animals And Calling It Halal For Dummies
-Enslaving Yourself To Allah (Satan) For Dummie
-How To Ask Your Female Cousin Out For A Date For Dummies
-How To Stone Your Female To Death For Being A Victim Of Rape For Dummies
-How To Put Spin On Gays Whilst Throwing Them Off Rooftops For Dummies
-How To Deceive The West With Taqqiya (Koran-approved Lying) While Plotting Its Destruction For Dummies
-How To Illegally Emigrate To The West And Sign Up For Free Shit & Not Work For Dummies
There, thats a good start.
I’m just imagining what a muslim bookstore would smell like. I’m thinking something between overpowering BO and poorly washed ass, with a touch of goat.
Other Bob – yeah, but the Filthy Moslem Savages running the place would try to cover it up with that wretched patchouli shit.
/off topic – when I type in “Moslem” it gets underlined in red. Even the fucking Spell-Check feature is PC Fascist!