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Free Willy

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  1. In prison, out of prison, no matter where Hitlary ends up Wild Willy’s Danse of the Sugar Plum Testicles will continue unabated. Scott’s Lawn Product’s Division is studying how he broadcasts his seed.

  2. When Joe Biden announces his run for the Presidency, The Democrats will breathe a mighty sigh of relief.
    Her poll numbers will continue to plummet, then in jumps Elizabeth Warren and she will be doomed to a debate, where the excitement will center around which Old Lady takes the title for who can be more strident, shrill, preachy and generally unpleasant.
    Biden and the Kook from Vermont can debate each other and look stately by comparison

    Thus ends her grab for power here on Earth

    Then Hilary will rapidly reach critical mental overload
    Her anger will infuse her atomic structure with Bitchium (the Bitterest of the cankle alloys) thus creating a hardened shell for her to retreat into and pupate.
    Heated by her rage and disappointment, the shell begins to glow so hot it gives off radiation in x rays, and fusing the bitter coldness of her ambition with the endless heat of her anger she creates velocity out of pure rage.

    The sonic boom of her leaving the Earth in search of another host world deafened a happy nation.

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