Who Will Be the Next First Lady?

22 Comments on Who Will Be the Next First Lady?

1. Uh, I ain’t gonna make any predictions, but several of them are unfortunate in the “looks” department to be Democrats.

2. Find a better picture of Heidi Cruz; one where she’s not applauding her husband. I know it exists.

3. Dayumm! Don’t they have, um I don’t know ah what is it, oh yeah… MAKEUP or PLASTIC SURGEONS, in New Joyzee? That’s one ugly ass white woman… and I mean WHITE woman! Maybe the Dr. could take the excess nose area off of Supra and use it to build up and smooth out the hump on Mrs Kreme’s honker! Was she on the wrestling team in high school, or was that facial trauma the product of some sort of gravity induced incident during a particularly high-risk intimate interlude with Governor Glazed?

4. Can’t we get another sasquatch?
   Huh?
   A huge sasquatch with giant coconut-cracking jaws?

   Those all look like nice ladies.

5. Come on y’all know Bill Clinton’s gonna be the next First Lady. 🙄

6. The 21st century house-husband, Frank Fiorina, seems perfectly representative, well-adjusted to his role and has better fashion sense than Mooch. Semi-bald, he’s also better-looking than she is.

   Hope the fact that he has a Costco card doesn’t hurt Carly’s campaign.

7. you forgot huma!

8. Heidi Cruz.

   Rabid Cruz Supporter!

9. Heck yes!

10. No matter your standard of female beauty these ladies are all worlds above the First Hatie, Killary, Nancy the Pill, Debbie Wasaman Ramenhead Schitz and 99.9% of other Democrat women.

    Even better, they all have brains and are not whiney control freak bitches. And they dress better. So there!

11. Damn……….

    It’s the Donald for the win…………

    that man sure can pick some winners.

12. Yeah, but let’s face it . . . the reason all the photographs are up there is to choose by looking at them.
    Otherwise, just the names would have sufficed.

13. If elections were beauty contests featuring the candidate’s wives, there would never be another democrat president. The worst of these ladies will beat the best of the socialist progressive tramps any day.

14. With the exception of the socialist progressives who try to pass themselves off as conservatives, of course.

15. I was married to Brigitte Bardot (L) before I divorced her (R)

16. The bar is low…

17. https://ritratti.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/eleanor-roosevelt-daniel-e-greene.jpg

18. Skeered meself lookin’ at this. Eye bleach alert.

    http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/bg/Rosalynn+Carter+2015+MusiCares+Person+Year+1CFEQM-KdDCl.jpg

19. Hack up a Demorat hairball alert

    http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1244195.1358811996!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/gallery_1200/lady-bird-johnson-1965.jpg

20. This one is bad enough to send the AWD looking for cover. Hef-A-Lump Sanders

    http://assets.bwbx.io/images/iEABdI59l4yU/v2/-1x-1.jpg

21. Where’s Frank at ???
    Carly is gaining ground.

    I’m a Cruz supporter . . . always . . .
    Carly would be awesome as his VP.

22. And, Mr. Mexspittle… I suppose you have the bragging right to throw stones?