After months of painstakingly dissecting and digesting information, to try and understand where the Clinton campaign has derailed, the people who carefully call the shots for Hillary have decided that she’s been too rigid.
“Hillary needs to be more spontaneous,” says her meticulous handlers.
Read about it at The Weekly Standard (a point they totally missed, by the way.)
When someone PLANS to be “more spontaneous”
it’s sort of a contradiction…ain’t it?!?
The little aside at the end of my post – “a point they totally missed, by the way” – was included so readers wouldn’t think I was merely lifting The Weekly Standard’s observation about this Clinton announcement.
The Weekly Standard does a good job. They have some clever writers.
“Hillary needs to be more spontaneous.”
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You mean like spontaneous combustion, and shit?
I agree.
so, Hilldabeest now thinks she can be deconstructed and reconstructed to more human form??? Seriously?? Her brain-dead supporters may enjoy it, but the rest of us know better…..DOA is still dead on arrival.
Get her to drink a Coke,
then shove a can of butane up her butt:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxvJcPToXb0
oh my
Ha! He’s such a dork! 😀
What about having her drink a liter of diet coke and then throw some Mentos down her gullet?
Oxymoron works here quite well, emphasis on the moron.
The woman is a monster, she should be acting in a Wes Craven movie.
RIP Wes.
I think she should focus on how she’s going to help the middle class taxpayer. BWAHAHAHAHA!
awd
It’s like watching children try to fix their broken toys with tape and staples.
I’m sure right now she’s practicing being spontaneous. Hehehe!
Like that fake toothy grin she turns on at events when she pretends she’s spotted a ‘friend’ in the crowd.
Hillary reads her spontaneous remarks.
But that would jeopardize the carefully crafted message that needs to be roped off and sanatized in a daily conference call with the media.
Yes! Be sponatneous! Write more emails and CC more than 5 departments at a time! Guest host the Al Sharpton show. Get a colonoscopy on live TV. Let Kat Von D do your makeup. Tour the rainforest with Bear Grylls!
Spontaneous!!!
Or sponatneous! even. lolol. dammit.
Now there’re going to be op-eds in all the newspapers about how wonderfully spontaneous Hillary has always been throughout her life written by all the usual party hacks.
Hillary: “Huma, lets get crazy and do something spontaneous !!!”
Huma: ” You mean like another trip to Chipotle ???”
wouldn’t a shot of meth help her to be more spontaneous and outgoing? I assume a pint of whiskey has already been tried?
Talk about that toothy grin — it’s the buck-teeth EW!
Removing that stick from her butt might help.
Guess that means the Scooby Van is coming back for some hit-and-run action.
If this van’s rollin’, don’t bother pollin’.
she’s got the drunkenness down, apparently that isn’t good enough.
Maybe she strips and starts shagging the help and swearing at everyone when drunk.
Or maybe that’s the sober routine and all we ever see is drunk.
That stick is the only thing keeping her drunk ass upright.
how can they think this constant ‘reboot’ and ‘ok how’s this version of Hillary’ routine is looking any way but pathetic?
How can they think it’s good?
Or are they not caring what anyone thinks at this point and they’re just using us as beta testers for the REAL hillary that we’ll start seeing in 2016?
They think we have short memories and once they get all the kinks worked out of her personality and stage presence they’ll wheel her out in 2016 and all the lofo’s will eat it up?
Once they make her human enough even the darkies will like her?
She’ll need heavy-duty equipment for that one.
She needed a focus group to tell her that “everyday Americans” is a cringe – worthy phrase?