First I will buy an ill-fitting suit in a thrift shop, take a handful of quick-acting pills that give you osteoporosis (get that hunch working.) Put on a Doc Brown wig, have a cream cheese sandwich, don’t brush, and then do some jumping jacks in the attic (get that greasy glisten going.)
Now I’m ready.
We must get big money out of politics. Money equates to too much power. So, elect me, and allow me to transform the U.S. government into a socialist-style government, which will give me, a penniless schlub, unprecedented powers never before seen by the millionaires previously voted into office.
Thank you, thank you for the applause, you dumb proles.
And Bernie’s got the polls to prove the proles.
Lay off the deodorant for a few days to enhance that musty liberal funk. The comment by Sanders that we must get big money out of politics is exactly why he’ll never get the nod.
You’ve got to look perpetually angry too. And wave your finger around more when you harangue.
Swallow a bunch of chewing gum.
A blockage will enhance the grumpiness.
Shorter version: “I’m not Hillary.”
Speaking of presidential candidates, Scott Walker has dropped out of the race.
You got my SandersPhone, bro?!
BigFurHat. You got any opposition research on how many MILLIONS this stinky old socialist pig Bernie has? I’m sure the socialist LOVES his capitalism.
About that money, BS has it exactly backwards. The money doesn’t equate to power, the money flows to influence the excessive power already wielded.
*Throws votes your way*
From the starry-eyed college kids and lo-fos, but the DNC will call out the Clinton hit squad if it means Bernie dipping into their graft.
His wife was recently under fire for some funny business about embezzling from a college or some such thing.