A British newscaster got into hot water when he described Obama’s smile during the papal visit as reminiscent of a split watermelon, a visual reference that is pretty spot on and poetic. But mentioning a watermelon in context with a black person, when no invective is meant, is enough to get you virtually pilloried in the media by ignoramuses.
Is it racist to say that Michelle’s ass is reminiscent of a Glad bag full of mango pulp?
Not at all
When she walks Michelle’s ass is reminiscent of 2 raccoon’s in a burlap bag having a fight.
raccoons not raccoon’s
it’s become risky to even order black coffee anymore
The newscaster should have said Obama has a shit-eating grin.
It’s all because of Michelle’s cooking.. her favorite recipe: “Asshole Casserole”.
If ignorance ever goes up to $5 a barrel, I want drilling rights to his head.
Obola’s head should remind you of a split watermelon.
Did you ever throw a watermelon out of a moving pickup?
I wonder how he got his teeth so white?
here is where the watermelon analogy fits Obama perfectly: environmentalists are like Watermelons – GREEN on the outside but RED on the inside.
I’ll bet Reggie thought it wuz more like split beaver…
In my dad’s day, that two-[puppies]-in-a-burlap-bag comment was a compliment.
I like the pair-of-33-gal.-black-GLAD-bags reference better. If you’ve ever smelled a squashed mango two days later, you’d get it.
I have never heard of that saying before. lol. But then, I’ve seen cartoons (Japanese, I believe) back in the 70s that had small kids talking and yelling and their mouths looked completely red so they did look watermelony.
You know, I’ve seen Asians and White people enjoying watermelon too. So either they’re raycis or they’re trying to steal black people’s
“thang”, I suppose.
I know this sounds like ass kissing (but it ain’t when I truly believe it!) BigFurHat but if you weren’t the best blogger on the web you could have been a legendary comedian.
“Is it racist to say that Michelle’s ass is reminiscent of a Glad bag full of mango pulp?”
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
How about his smile looks like a side-ways ass crack.
no straight man smiles like this.
laying odds that within ten years, the offspring, ex or disgruntled boyfriend pens a tell all.
Brits generally are not aware of the watermelon slur. There really doesn’t seem to be any logic to it.
or like two hogs fighting under a blanket (from Steel Magnolias).
Reminds me of a Chinese toothpaste ad.
http://www.theworldofchinese.com/2014/05/how-racist-is-your-toothpaste/
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or like when Reggie hits his “G Spot”…..
Disgruntled boyfriend aka Michael Robinson?
more like a split watermelon with a corn cob stuck in between…
I’ve said it until I’m blue in the face but I can’t for the life of me understand how food got mixed up in racism. Never made any sense at all.
Uh, oh… I said “blue in the face”. Now I’m gonna hear cries of racism from the Smurf Community.
That’s it ……….ruining my friggin dinner!!!
He looks like the guy in The Gods Must Be Crazy to me
The smile just before he realizes that fart that just got loose is actually a wet one….
Miss MJA- I love watermelon and I’m so white it hurts.
Good place to place a fist.