You’d think the closer you got to the eternal dirt nap, the more easy-going you’d get about the small things here on earth. Not so for this old codger. He got so annoyed at something he pulled a gun and tried to shoot the person who made his life so seemingly miserable.
WHAT’D HE GET ANNOYED AT?
1. Golfers in front of him were playing too slow
2. A Publix worker gave him more than 1/2 pound of potato salad
3. A dinner bill had a mandatory 15% tip
4. Car wash workers didn’t dry his car completely
5. Maintenance workers hit his car with grass clippings
6. Guy had 2 extra items at the 20 items or fewer line
7. Store was out of HIGH PULP Orange Juice
8. Garbage truck workers were laughing and speaking Spanish. He got paranoid.
9. Maid service sent over a man. He wanted a woman.
10. Man sat in “good parking spot” reading newspaper.
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No, the older you get the more easily riled you get. Way to go old man, show those careless yahoos who is boss!
I finally got one right!
Robert Hendrix and Johnny Barnes, the Mexicans do a better job.
mandatory 15% tip? I’d go batshit over that, too! Did I get it?
I can tell your under 50. I’m over 60 and it would give me great pleasure to blow someone away. Like the punks with the 10,000 watt car audio system that goes by my house 20 times a day.
Here is what people don’t get about old people.
Let’s say I kill someone. The judge gives me a life sentence.
Big fuckin deal. That might be a week or a couple of years.
That’s the difference between the young and old.
I’m pretty mellow for an over 60 beyotch. When some punk in a pickup truck tries to get me to go faster, I always slow down even more, and laugh at him as he flips me off when passing.
Ah’s happily retired, ain’t nevah in a hurry, and no one can touch that.
You must be hot shit.
That was for post Above wambam
Notice his shirt resembles the “new flag of the south”!
Did he get bet for wearing a shirt that looks like a fruity new Southern flag?
I’m going with the 2 items over in the 20 or less aisle …
Made a shirt out of the new progressive flag of the south? https://iotwreport.com/the-south-will-rise-a-new-flag-again/
I think he got annoyed that someone made him wear the new southern pride flag
dammit sinewavell beat me didn’t see his post before posting smmmh