In the box with the sword she received 800 rounds of 9mm bullets.
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I dont own a 9mm Parabellum (.357 and .38 instead). But if I received 800 rounds of 9mm FREE, I’d start shopping for my next handgun right away!
If she did not have a 9mm of her own this would have been a perfect time to buy one.
Some people have all the luck and don’t know how to use it.
I suppose nobody she knows has a 9mm handgun?
I could only be so lucky
She claims her child’s safety was in jeopardy?! How so? She is angling for lots of “mental anguish over nuthin'” money. Why else would she run to the news media to tell her “traumatic” story.
Come on BFH!
What’s next? A dairy farmer heating his house with methane collected by shoving hoses up his herds asses.
Well that explains it… I ordered the ammo and got a damn foam sword instead.
I wouldn’t think to complain. I would just be so happy and grateful that after 38 years of working like a Hebrew slave to support welfare, food stamps, WIC, Section 8, Obamaphones, etc. that I finally got a freebie of my own.
A sword and ammo? Christmas came early for her.
Ha! Exactly my thought when I read the lead in.
Time to get my first 9mm! Right after thanking the Big Guy upstairs for looking out for me again!
What’s the problem?
“Say … I wonder why this foam finger I ordered weighs 24 POUNDS?”
I once ordered 1000 rounds of .308 surplus from one of the companies that advertised in Shotgun News. They sent 2000 rounds so I called them because I didn’t want to be billed for the extra 1000. When they figured the shipping costs they would incur to return it, they told me to just keep it. I still smile when I think about it.
No more Cabela’s for me. I’m switching to Toys R’ Us and ordering a dozen foam swords.
$160 worth of ammo and she’s bitching …
there’s just no pleasing you!
160 bucks? daaaaam ammo’s must be cheap in fly over country were they don’t tax the sh*t out of every thing
Any idea how this happened?
I mean, since toysRus doesn’t sell ammo.
I smell a rat.
9mm – 124 gr FMJ – Military Ballistics Industries – 1000 Rounds
532 Review(s)
Regular Price: $210.00
Special Price: $194.99
19.5¢ per round
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Ammo Quantity – 100 rounds per sealed pack; 10 packs per case
Ammo Manufacturer – Military Ballistics Industries
Bullets – 124 grain full metal jacket (FMJ)
Ammo Casings – Boxer primed once-fired brass
Foam swords. Hummmm. Like ordering a flaccid penis. What exactly did you have in mind?
http://ammoseek.com/ammo/9mm-luger
http://www.sportsmansguide.com/productlist/ammo-shooting/handgun-pistol-ammo/9mm-ammo?d=121&c=95&s=959
Now that’s FUNNY!
Listen CC, haven’t you ever heard of a kid “biting the bullet”?
🙂 🙂 🙂
I would have kept quiet about it, and just punched paper holes behind the house. Until something at 3 a.m. needed a few holes punched in it.
Hey, lady! If you don’t want it, I’ll take it!