If the Conservasphere Had an MVP Award it Would Go To …
There’s a singular writer this year who probably broke more stories than the #2 and #3 story breakers combined. Here are just a few:
– Socialist group demands $20-an-hour minimum wage, yet offers positions with less pay – Daily Caller
– University of WI says the statement “everyone can succeed” is a microaggression – The Blaze
– College professor says that whites are still complicit in slavery – Washington Times
– Chick-fil-A called a “microaggression” by students at Johns Hopkins – Breitbart
– College apologizes for serving Mexican food during “intergalactic” night – Hot Air
– Professor says that if you understand economics, you’re more likely to be a bad person – Rush Limbaugh
– Loretta Lynch claims that voter ID laws are racist – Glenn Beck
– The Navy is teaching about male privilege – American Mirror
That writer is Aurelius… of iOTWreport.com.
That’s right, Aurelius will now call iOTWreport home, and we didn’t even have to give up two young prospects, and a blogger to be named later, to get him. He came to us with an offer we couldn’t refuse, and we couldn’t be more thrilled. It really is an honor to have him onboard. (We’re all going to have to step up our writing game, even in the comments!)
With this addition, iOTWreport strengthens its vision.
A free agent signing! Way to go, nothing can stop you now!
Now you can really get some sleep
That’s great!
Oh yeah! Things just got Au-real-ius up in here!
Wow! Very cool. Welcome aboard! Get the server farm going-sounds like iOTW might get linked from Drudge now and again. 🙂
Does Aurelius know what he’s getting into with this crazy bunch of Coconuts??
😉
Welcome aboard!
Fantastic news. Anyone who can add to the SUPER group of writers already here is only a bonus. It’s the best site for Aurelius because it’s the best site.
Yeah, well, I was reading IOTW before it was cool. 😛
“Get your shovel and report to the train station.”
Excellent news! Welcome!
“…crazy bunch of Coconuts?”
HEY…I resemble that remark!
Wow! I guessed it. Kinda.
Aurelius will be a great addition.
Welcome aboard, and congrats to IOTWreport.
I was hoping for the edit feature to come back.
Oh, yeah. Aurelius. Congratulations. Good luck. Yada, yada, yada. Boilerplate.
🙂
Step up the writing in the comment section? Yeah right! Wait. Are you guys all salaried? Aw shit. Screwed again.
I’ll start wearing pants when responding in the comment section. But if I embarass any one in front of the new company, just tell them ” He’s southern, bless his heart”.
Resident Kreskin-
norman einstein
October 14, 2015 at 9:48 am
We’re getting a new regular staff member/poster?
Now who could that be?
Mark us down for Aurelias!
Didn’t have to give up anything? Uh, oh. I already traded Pinko to Playboy. It was a piece of cake to convince him. Ah, well. He’ll be back the second he finds out it ain’t nude over there anymore.
Excellent! We’ll try to make you proud, BFH.
Good news, indeed. If we are to understand mankind’s psyche, decipher the baffling human obsession with violence against our Neighbor, and break the unconscious masochistic battle within the soul of all peoples . . . Oh, sorry. I lost my train of thought.
Nice addition!
You got a Roman Emperor as a writer? Wow – I guess I’ll have to brush up on my Latin now…
I get that you’ve added Aurelius and not Caligula and I’m good with that, truly,
but might you still consider adding those centerfolds?
Kinda like a home for displaced women. Wayward girls.
I really didn’t need more incentive to visit but this will definitely make things more interesting.
Wow, this place is getting YUGE BIG LEAGUE now.
good .. now you can spend more time on the driving range ..
weight on inside right foot .. sloww back swinng .. hips start downswing . high follow thru . see you on tv
I refuse to “step-up my writing game” and you can’t make me.
Anyway, congratulations.
It’s a good start. Maybe now you can go after Trajan and Hadrius.
Moetom here.
Cead Mile Failte Aurelius.
Aurelius?
Isn’t that a part of the breast?
A celebratory haiku…
A day to rejoice
iOTWReport gains
Star Aurelius
BRAVO, BRAVO!
Well…..I was hoping for a weekly ‘Gun Talk’ post by Bad Brad.
What he likes and doesn’t like about various guns. Etc.
Congratulations!!
Now lets go and tear those progs a new one!
Congratulations!
Erm…. no more nude women but I expect they will make Pinko bare all for publication.
Welcome Aurelius! Let me know where to send your Welcome Wagon bonus of 5 kittens, free beer on Thuesday and $10,000 in IOTW special cash.
I’ll apologize in advance for my behavior. Welcome aboard.
Oh shit … do we have to put on long pants?
Not necessarily long pants, but pants would add some dignity to the venture.
Uhh … how’d you know …?
Somebody’s been peeking!
Thank you!
Great news! Welcome to the party, Aurelius. Continue the good work of keeping the left off guard and exposing their lies.
Thank you!
I appreciate the pun. This feels like home already!
TMI !!!
Nolite solliciti esse, Anglice loquitur
I’m hoping for Caligula myself. I hear that guy was a good time
Sed quid ego si non?
Oh, exspecta –
😉
Only if you’re Roman.
Like Mrs. Manderin, you are “golden” Aurelius. But the description ends there. LOL! I look forward to you making me smarter! ?
Congratulations!
Chevrolet Coupe … oh wait, that’s not Latin, that’s French … here we go: weenie, weedie, weekie
Great addition! Welcome, Aurelius! 🙂
Reinforces why this site is the first site I visit every morning when I kickstart the old bucket-‘o’bytes.
A great site got greater.
I did not go to college so I have no idea who this is. BUT
I’m going to take night writing classes so I can write better in the comments.
They will teach me when to use there they’re and their.
And other things I should have learned in high school but I couldn’t see
The need.
Hoc sibi vult hoc avia loqui non possunt anymore trashy?
Si sic, tunc: amo, amas, amant, amamus, amantis
grata Aurelius
Since I’m a good RC girl, I must confess, the only Latin I remember from 50+ years ago is the love stuff above.
Google translate is purty crappy. He wants to be a grandmother can not speak anymore trashy?
If it be so, then it: I love, you love, you love each other, we love, lover,
Aurelius welcome
This is not what I wrote to have translated to Latin. I made no suggestion that you want to be a grandmother. 🙂
Don’t people in Latin America speak Spanish?
Or Commodus, who famously invented the commode.
So, this is a good thing then?
Omelette du fromage
(We’re all going to have to step up our writing game, even in the comments!)
Uh oh. Can I still say Allau Fubar and Pisslam sucks?
WHAT THE HELL? They all have their clothes ON over there! I’m living in BIZARRO-WORLD!
First day – I got fired. I’m back. Who’s this Aereola guy sitting at my desk?
WELCOME to the INSANITY Aurelius!
America is a couple try of opportunity.
If Aurelius wants to be a grandmother, then he can be a grandmother.
It worked for Bruce Jenner, right?
My father’s name was Aurel, and he was a great conservative.
This is a good omen.
Welcome!
Hey, he’s using your Avatar too. That’s pretty ballsy on the first day.
It’s the same name no matter how you spell it.
If Sylvia Poggiole happened to be in Split she would say “Dobrodošli Aurelija!” and all the guys here would only notice her sexy voice.
Welcome Aurelius!
Welcome!
What’s up FUR? I probably broke more WIND than anyone else here this year…where’s my recognition?
Anyway, welcome Aureuri…..Auarei….How about GOLDIE? 🙂
Welcome Aurelius….. you’re not gonna make us do homework, or stuff like that….are ya?
I hope you like critters!!!
But is he a Gold Glove like Aurelio Rodriguez?
Beanvenidos!!
“The shit just got Aurelias.” Sweeeet. Welcome aboard! 😉
meh, the homework ate my dog.
Big welcome, Aurelius! Will there be a cake? A keg?
Welcome! I am looking forward to your posts.
So, Fur: You spent mega bucks to hire Aurelius, but you can’t give us back the edit feature? WTF?
heh! This new guy (ze) will give Fur more time for painting.
Omelette that one Gogh.
😉
Welcome Aurelius! Can’t wait to read your posts here.
Can we still curse when pissed off?
Damn right you can
Can’t wait to write them!
Maybe Aurelius can do something about that. It would definitely win friends and influence people if he could.
Huzzah!!!!!!!1111
Thunder to go with BFH’s Lightning!!!!!!1111
Welcome good Cesar Marcus.
Sorry for being late to your party.
Spent the day at the doctors, the only thing I felt like reading when getting home was written on the bottom of a Wild Turkey bottle.
Consaluto, praebibo
Coito ergo sum.