Finai tells a story in the comments that both amuses and infuriates me. There are blacks that lay in wait all day long looking for something, anything, to get their grievance fix.
(*edited slightly from the original comment. Finai had no idea it would become front and center.)
Today in a break room, two loan officers, one white, one black, and an assistant, were relaxing. Popcorn was available for snacking. One bag of popcorn was sugar-coated the other was purple, gold and green colored. The white loan officer, who is diabetic, says, “I can’t eat the sweetened popcorn but I’ll have some of the colored popcorn.”
The black loan officer became enraged… “did you say “colored?”
Many historical and present day, real and conjectured, grievances were aired. The conversation went rapidly downhill.
I guess they should have said, “pass me the African-American popcorn, please.”
No, I said uppity black bastard.
Yeah I said “colored”, what are you fucking deaf, or just stupid??
And hey, is that a maggot in your popcorn bag?
Paul Simon needs to re-do a song:
“The problem is all inside your head” She said to me “The answer is easy if you Take it logically I’d like to help you in your struggle To be free There must be fifty ways To be offended”
Don’t call me Black, Jack
Make a new plan, Antwan
You don’t need to be coy, Boy
Just get yerself free
Hop on the bus, Tyrus
You don’t need to discuss much
Just drop me a key, Lee
And get yerself high.
The most openly racist resident of the White House since Wilson, so what should people have expected?
how long will this take to repair .. ??
mebbe’ as wallowing mud beast oprah says,
“when all the older white people die out”
He should of said ” Pass me some of those ni**er toes!”
Feeling kinda cranky after that last Video on Detroit.
When the president is a racist and a thug, other racists and thugs get idiot credit. Sure they’re bold now, but come 2017 under a republican president every last one of them will act like little dindu nuffuns. ” ohhh we were just messing with you guys… You took all the killings and shit serious? We’re cool. We’re cool. We love white people and women are just swell “
Shit disturber!
Hehehe…
He might have replied: “I’m sorry, please pass the colored popcorn, ni**er”.
Just ask yourself the same question St Ronald asked in 1980, “Are you better off now than you were 4 years ago?”
It’s exactly shit like this which would make me never hire a black guy if I had a business. Not because I’m racist, but because so many of them are fucking assholes.
did you say “colored” ha ha ha ha. That’s SO racist.
What do we now call the books with drawings in them that children fill in with crayons? Are they coloring books? Is that offensive?
I might have replied “you ain’t colored, just black”.
The perpetually offended don’t need a reason.
A look.
I knew a redneck with bad eyesight who refused to wear glasses. One day he was just drinkin his beer squintin round the bar, when a *guy* said “Whatchu lookin at, muthahfuckah?” To which the redneck replied “Nuthin.” And the *guy* shrieked “Who you callin ‘nuthin’ muthahfuckah?” and jumped up and smacked him in the head. Redneck mopped the floor with him, but was banned from that Legion for life.