Has She Provided a Certificate From Her Proctologist? – IOTW Report

Has She Provided a Certificate From Her Proctologist?

I hate that I wrote that headline. But, there it is.

Daily Mail-

Maryland bride presents Christian pastor father with ‘certificate of purity’ signed by a gynecologist on her wedding day to prove she’s a virgin.

Outrage as Maryland bride presents Christian pastor father with 'certificate of purity'

Bride Brelyn Bowman (left with her father Michael Freeman) presented her father, who is a pastor, with a ‘certificate of purity’ on her wedding day to prove she was a virgin. The statement on the signed certificate confirmed that her ‘hymen is intact’, citing a passage from the Bible that some Christians interpret as instruction to abstain from sex until marriage. The document was signed by both Mrs Bowman, who is in her twenties, and her gynecologist, who appears to have conducted tests to check whether she is a virgin. Mrs Bowman (right with her husband Timothy Bowman) faced criticism online, with many finding it strange that she chose to share such intimate details about her sex life with her father.

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30 Comments on Has She Provided a Certificate From Her Proctologist?

  1. Nice headline. You pick on a girl for doing something very difficult in these times. No welfare babies no abortion history. One of her “friends and family” posts something to the Internet and a young lady who held tight to her beliefs gets ridiculed around the world.

  2. So no one would trust her and take her at her word that she was a virgin? Wow.

    It’s tacky as hell and should be between the bride and groom.

    Why do they have to put her business in the street? Because she and her father posed with that certificate, that’s why it’s on the Internet…an Internet full of opinions. Deal with it.

    I thought only Muslims showboated their virgin women like this.

  3. i’m not a gynecologist, nor a proctologist…..by i did stay at a Holiday Inn Express a couple months ago.

    i’ll sign whatever paper you want…..for a nominal fee, of course

  4. Many females don’t even have hymens that can be torn. Or, if they did have a “normal” hymen it can be torn by something as innocent as a bicycle accident or something else along those lines.

    I guess a gyno can tell?

  5. Agreed. But let’s be clear we don’t know who is the whore – it could be daddy. He’s probably paying for everything, she didn’t do the post and maybe she’s just like “Hey, you really want this certified? I’ll be happy and in your face with it.”

  6. Yep, on and on, until your ears bleed.
    My wife has a gay vegan brother, was at my sons wedding last week. I was trapped in a house with him for 3 days, my wife made me leave my revolver home.
    He was out walking in the woods and when he returned he commented on how fast I had turned the house into a “man cave”.
    Stood up, poked myself in the chest and proclaimed “MAN, deal with it.”.

  7. Good for her!

    A woman who’s a virgin at her wedding?

    Unless she’s 2 years old, that’s pretty much unheard of.

    There’s an old joke about the “Parade of Virgins” in NY City … one came down with the croup and the other refused to walk alone.

  8. Ok that headline was hilarious. And not far off the mark, if you know anything about the youth culture. Anal is “in,” no pun intended, because girls can avoid pregnancy and “remain virgins.” Cause anal doesn’t “count.” Hahahahaha! We have a generation of pervs!

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