Families Matter – IOTW Report

Families Matter

Recent studies indicate a clear link between the intact families and prosperity for children.

 Leave it to Beaver

  

Imagine if Johnson’s Great Society debacle had been geared toward nuclear families instead.

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16 Comments on Families Matter

  1. That article drew from a random set of circumstances and presented a completely made up narrative. Do you really believe that a married mother and father could successfully create a home environment that is better than what the government, with all its resources can do? C’mon, get real!

  2. The doctor asked the man how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said, “things are great, and I’ve never felt better! I now have a 20-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that, doc?”
    The doctor considered the question for a minute, and then began to tell a story.
    “I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.”
    “As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water’s edge. He realized he left his gun at home, and so, he couldn’t shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it was his favorite hunting rifle, and yelled ‘bang bang’. Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell dead.”
    “Now, what do you think of that?” asked the doctor.
    The 86-year-old replied, “logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a few rounds into that beaver.”
    The doctor replied, “my point exactly.”

  3. “I’ve often been asked, ‘… What do you old folks do now that you’re retired?’ Well, I stay active and happy. I’m fortunate to have a chemical engineering background and one of the things I enjoy most is converting beer and scotch into urine. Then I take a jog out to the shed and piss on a picture of Obama. I do this several times every day.

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