We’re supposed to be grown men.
Today was one of those days.
Pinko tried to get a discussion going in our email ring (while everyone is at work we talk back and forth.) It was something about Trump. But Irony saw an ad below the article we were supposed to be soberly deliberating and sent it to everybody, and it devolved into ridiculousness, ridiculousness I have to share because this is really how iOTW started.
(NSFW) (VULGARITY FOLLOWS)
Did you see this? I think it may be a new sitcom. I wonder what it’s called? “Grease Rack” ? – Irony Curtain
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“Bumper Guards” – Pinko
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“Raising Dipsticks” – Hippie Critic
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“Passenger Side Air Bags” – BigFurHat
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“Mcpherson Sluts” – Irony
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As you can see, it quickly devolved from “Sitcom” titles (were any of them acceptable for television? I don’t think so) to “Porn” titles.
“Back Seat Driver” “Speed Bumps” “Fender Bend Her” – BigFurHat
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“Thigh Octane” – Irony
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Then, as always, Hippie comes in and simply drops the mic.
C**k Absorbers – Hippie
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It killed the ring.
This ad is guaranteed “bumper to bumper” traffic.
Can she cook?
Super High Beams
When do you attach the air hose on to inflate the bumper jack? Is there a quick disconnect I’m not seeing?
Apology accepted. Thank you.
So, tell us again what you all *really* did before blogging…
Would it be in the (cough) film industry?
where
Power leering
Isn’t that the new 320i 48 triple D?
Pump jack
At the time we were all involved in the entertainment field in one degree or another.
Irony and Pinko in live entertainment.
Hippie did some television.
And I was in Mummenschanz
tran fail!
those look like jenner legs
Mechanic – “Looks like you blew a tranny.”
Customer – “No, that’s just a little custard from the donuts in your waiting room.”
Hope she’s got a strong back.
The crash deployed the Fun Bags.
Hilarious!
Chico And The MILF.
Those remind me of an old TV show called Monster Garage.
The Kardashian car jack
Top Heavy Gear
That’s just the latest car dolly the mechanic happened to leave on the ground after doing his oil change. I like the head rest in these new models.
Pimp Your Ride
Camel Towing
From AAA to DDD
car dolly ha ha
car dolly parton
I think the recommended PSI on those puppies has been surpassed
Flip This Blouse
Airbags deployed?
I wonder how she does with motorboats.
Motor Boating World
The Cleavage Show
Monster Jugs Garage
We only do this sort of childish stuff when taking a break from making prank phone calls.
Honey Boob Boob
The Underwire
Ha, I knew it. Big Fur is actually Frank Rizzo.
“Pinko tried to get a discussion going in our email ring (while everyone is at work we talk back and forth.) It was something about Trump.”
It wasn’t about Trump – it was SPEED BUMPS.
Did the “live entertainment” involve swirling one tassle clockwise while the other went counter-clockwise?
As in Beaver Cleavage?
During Fur’s time in Mummenschanz, we never had to buy toilet paper.
I remember seeing Fur in the Netherlands . . . https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdTYScKgEus
Don’t get wise Jerky 😉
my new mechanic.
She repairs engines?!?
MARRY her…NOW!!!
It’s amazing how many ads show up at the bottom of a post that are NSFW but tie into the post. I’ve noticed this for quite some time.
I always thought this was planned, knowing the middle school bathroom humor of these guys. 🙂
I bet she’s never stranded on the side of the road for more than 30 seconds…
Road RAGEous!
Sir….can you help me? I just can’t seem to reach that far…..
“Night of the Living Mudflaps”
Did you sing Mummenshanted Evening?
It’s a self-help series: “Tits OK, You’re OK”
“She’s all lubed up and ready to go!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUVVpVTuZWs
OMG!
I saw you onstage New Year’s Eve 1977!
You make it sound design like that’s a bad thing.
WTF is sound design? Stupid spell checker!
Pimp My Rack
Aka…. Counter rotating propellers. 😉
“Greased Monkey”
“Titty Titty Bang Bang”
Mamo-Grands.
77?
I just joined.
I was out by 78 because I developed a weird nose whistle that kept breaking the silence.
What I found most intriguing is that you all have jobs/were at work
Important jobs too! Those floors in the peep show booths ain’t gonna mop themselves!