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DMF: Life sure sucks recently if your Jeb Bush. But it also sucks if you work on Jeb’s flailing presidential campaign, a term we are using very loosely at this point. If you’re part of the Iowa ground game, you are spending 37 hours a day driving all over the state to cover your “region” because Team Jeb is bad at maps. If you are Jeb’s graphic designer, you gotta explain how the f#ck Jeb’s hand turned black while doing a Bush-league job photoshopping him onto a brilliantly fake blue Iowa river. And if you are Bush campaign communications director Tim Miller, you have to say stuff like this:
*epic crickets*
Rush said his new slogan I guess is, “Jeb! can fix it!”
Fix what? My roof? A leak? The car? My cat? I wouldn’t trust him with my iMac though.
Whatever my reservations about Jeb! I feel some sympathy for him here. It’s got to suck, I mean really suck, to have to stoop to the level of doing the rubber chicken circuit. Honestly, I don’t know why any of the guys put up with the electoral process we have today. No wonder they are mostly losers.
Hey, dipshit!
You can’t spell TRIUMPH without T, R, U, M, and P.
Great phrase! That could be a bumper sticker or t-shirt!
he can fix your overly high polls and oversized rally audience attendance.
Actually, if he WAS president I’m sure he would do a better job than 0bama.
My DOG would do a better job than 0bama, but just sayin…
WHY?
HI TRUMP! = TRIUMPH!
GFY, youse a jeenyus!
He’s like Bob The Builder and Obama rolled up in one!
Can we fix it?
Yes we can!
http://youtu.be/UtJNUZy6UxI
Chebbie’s idea of a triumphant comeback is,
“I know you are, but what am I?”
Excellent!
Well, I guess he’s given up since he allowed himself to be photographed gnawing on a PORK chop. That’s the best eatin’ in Iowa but he’s from heavily Jewish S. Florida.
Class, Tim has given us an excellent example of an ANAGRAM.
Don’t forget that drop-dead stop-em-in-their-tracks comeback:
I’m rubber, you’re glue …
OR
Oh yeah? Well, so are you!
I’m not feeling as generous toward this nonsense as others. I think a schlock campaign like this is the expression of general contempt for the voters. Black hands on an obvious photoshop pic, silly slogans. It’s either that or he outsourced his campaign to the Chinese who are fine with “the appearance of” instead of the genuine article.