BuzzFeed is calling out words such as “sorry,” “keys,” and “online” as having a different meaning to women than the ones men assert.
In a stupefying article titled “15 Words That Mean Something Entirely Different To Women,” BuzzFeed staff writers Lara Parker and Kirsten King list 14 (yes, 14) words that are defined one way, but mean something totally different to females.
Each word is stated in list-format, followed by a gif, and then its two definitions: the one that’s in the dictionary, and the one that women supposedly think when they hear the word.
Words included on the list are:
Sorry: “Something you may say an unnecessary amount even when you have no reason to be apologetic.”
Online: “Being on the internet and exposing yourself to criticism and potential harassment.”
Keys: “A device placed in between your fingers when you walk alone at night.”
Choice: “Something that is sometimes decided for you.”
Pink: “A color that you are conditioned to like from a young age, and something that will be used as a marketing ploy and excuse to charge more for products.”
Gap: “The space in between what you make and what your male counterparts make.”
the only thing I am ‘sorry’ for is that some people have way too much time on their hands to spend it complaining about what they think words mean.
Lara and Kristen how about you do something productive with your time, like go work a soup kitchen, build a house with Jimmy, drive an elderly person to get a voter ID pic,
anything but come up with some sillyass article crying about the latest thing you can think of to be offended by.
Over half the comments are calling this out as BS.
THAT’S a positive sign!
“Fester, fester, fester”, until you melt into a puddle of pus, progressive ladies, or “Ze” people, or whatever won’t trigger you.
Stupid. A “gap” is a space between the inner thighs of some women when standing upright with knees touching. Every cis-normative hetero-racist mysogynist knows that!
Well the dumbass got that one right.
JFC! Can you even these people?!
I give them 4 problematics.
Pink: “A color that you are conditioned to like from a young age, and something that will be used as a marketing ploy and excuse to charge more for products in the name of breast cancer research.”
FIFY
For Lara and Kirsten,
Hey BITCHES, I was typing on the KEYS of my keyboard while shoppin ONLINE for weaponry and made my gun CHOICE: a raspberry PINK Glock. In only this case, it will cost more because it is a BEAUTIFUL custom color, but it is worth it because I think it will fit in my BRA and if I’m lucky I will get some CATCALLS. I will feel SAFE and since the gun doesn’t weigh much, it won’t make much difference when I step on a SCALE. I’m sure I will get lots of COMPLIMENTS at the range, especially when I add rhinestones! The only GAP I see is the empty space between your ears. PERIOD.
^^^^^
wut she said
Struan’s Dictionary for Men –
Pink – A color never to be worn by displayed by a heterosexual American male – ever. Also – color to be admired in healthy, heterosexual women.
Period – Time for a 3 or 4 day hunting/fishing trip.
Bra – An article of women’s apparel a young man must learn to “one-hand.”
Scale – A machine to weigh to your catch or kill.
Sorry – A board game to teach youngsters the vagaries of the laws of probability.
Compliment – An honest & admirable observation bestowed on a women in the pink.
Online – What a fish is before you see it break water.
Catcall – What a woman does to retrieve her cat, i.e. “kittykittykittykitty.”
Keys – What you start your F-150 pick-up truck with.
Gap – What a man sets to correctly adjust the spark plugs in his F-150 pick-up truck.
Bitch – The mother of a man’s companion/hunting dog(s).
Choice – a grade of a cut of meat.
Safe – Where a man keeps guns not in use and a place for his SHTF precious metals.
Beautiful – What a smiling, happy & healthy, heterosexual women invariably is.
There. Fixed it.
@ cc – BRILLIANT! And that’s an absolutely unambiguous & unreserved COMPLIMENT!
I’m sorry these broads ever got the right to vote.
Why, thank you! Love your “dictionary for men”! Lol!
If their mothers had been progressives they would have been aborted and not suffering this agony and anguish. Obviously it’s the fault of their unenlightened female parental until.
Or maybe it’s all the fault of men….as in mental illness. There isn’t enough therapy in the world to help these SORRY excuses for women.
Buzzfeed is certainly one of those words offensive to woman. To a man it means a cesspool inhabited by sub-human girly boys. To a woman it means they have competition from the sub-human girly boys for makeup, hairstyles and pantyhose!
It was a mistake to allow women to vote.
Sorry: “Something you may say an unnecessary amount even when you have no reason to be apologetic.”
GROW A SPINE
Online: “Being on the internet and exposing yourself to criticism and potential harassment.”
…FROM OTHER BITCHY WOMEN
Keys: “A device placed in between your fingers when you walk alone at night.”
WOULDN’T A GUN MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER?
Choice: “Something that is sometimes decided for you.”
…AFTER YOU DECIDED NOT TO CHOOSE A CONDOM, OR PILL, OR IUD, OR DIAPHAGM, OR ABSTINANCE, OR ADOPTION.
Pink: “A color that you are conditioned to like from a young age, and something that will be used as a marketing ploy and excuse to charge more for products.”
PEPTO BISMOL IS WAY WORSE THAN THAT.
Gap: “The space in between what you make and what your male counterparts make.”
AW, HORSESHT! YOU KNOW EVERY ONE OF YOU BITCHES THOUGHT OF THE CLOTHING STORE… AND SALES… OOO HALF PRICE CAPRIS!
how do the libtards remember all the offensive words?
Like I’ve said before, they’re all gonna end up gibbering in a closet once the magnitude of offensive things reaches critical mass.
SEE “everythingsaproblem [DOT] tumblr [DOT] com”
(for some reason, can’t file a hyperlink)