Joe 6 Pak has donated a few Cruz and Trump truck magnets to iOTWreport. The winner of this contest can pick which magnet they want.
Joe doesn’t know it yet, but he’s the judge for this contest. We’ll keep this open until noon tomorrow. Joe will tell me which one he picked and we’ll announce it later on in the day.
Good luck.
I see white people.
But I had to go.
Dr. Ben Carson Shares A Smile With A Child Zombie While On His Latest Book Tour.
What me worry!!!!
He got real shiny shoes!
While a midget removes one of his testicles with a pair of fireplace tongs, Dr. Ben Carson maintains that he lacks the ability to get angry.
Little Obama meets Carson.
#BugEyesMatter
” Dang! There goes my MSNBC show”.
BTW, why is Carson the subject of a Cruz/Trump truck magnet contest?
“Dis is my daddy?”
That one made me laugh out loud.
“Whoa! Successful, honorable black men DO exist!”
Ben Carson teaches his illegitimate grandchildren that tying somebody’s shoelaces together might cause them to stomp on your little fingers with both feet.
“Dude gots no pants on!”
Young Tuvok was really, really happy to meet a brilliant logical human!
Dr. Ben Carson admits that some brain surgeries aren’t as successful as others.
Do you think they know I farted?
There’s a HUGE black snake under dat table ……. put your pants back on Dr. Ben.
“Hey kids.I love you and I want to help” I’m not from the government/
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oops…replied on the wrong comment…
I win. Fuckit!
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No, I’m not wearing pants, why do you ask?
Uncle Ben’s Wild Eyes
If you don’t win, I’ll send you my extra Cruz magnet just for being funny!
Ben Carson reunites with one of the last patients he performed surgery on before he retired, Jamal Jefferson, a Siamese twin who was joined at the eyelids with his brother Stanley, who can be seen standing behind him.
outdoorjohn, just saw your post, we were thinking alike.
Crap! you mean…this isn’t the Trump line?
this little boy reminds me of my mom. Get my my hammer.
Free Rubella shot with every book signed!
For this guy to be elected President, I have to vote Republican?
It’s tough to deal with a psychopathic, commie liar who hates Christians.
“Wedgie!”
Ben Carson announces to the crowd he has a knife…..
Dr. Ben Carson should be our next United Nations guy. I think he would kick ass
That would be our “commander in chief “, the ashore who appeals to idiots.
Ben threatens to stab a young shoplifter with his ink pen.
Buckwheat Lives!
http://monstermoviemusic.blogspot.co.uk/2014/02/our-gang-in-color-hide-and-shriek-hal.html
I won what?
HE’S GOT A HAMMER!
His brother, aka, Little Black Spock…
CRACKER with a camera!
Little Treyvone is shocked Mr. Carson has only a pen – no phone or teleprompter.
ah sheeet .. I dindo nuffin moms .. honest
I forgot to wear my BELT!!
You would look like that too if the only president you’ve ever had was Obama…
“I don’t care if he is a brain surgeon! I know where he gonna be stickin’ that thermometer!”
Hulk Hogan and Mr. T show up to coach ‘gentle’ Ben on the art of the verbal smack down”______________” , (you fill in the blanks)
I think I could use a new beer… are you ready for one?
“Skittles and Purple Drank! Fo’ shizzle?” ☻
MR CHAN….MR CHAN….MR CHAN…
a black republican, what you talking about Willis, dere aint no such thang
…do farts have lumps?
see… /Users/willysgoatgruff1957/Desktop/birminghambrown.jpg
Maury: “You are NOT the father!”
This man over here has MOOBS
Son, you do have a daddy, it’s me as president!
“What? You mean I don’t have to stay on the Democrat Party Plantation? I can leave any time I want to?”
Wait! That’s not Barack Obama!
I just saw Black Jesus!
“I need a brain surgeon”
Dads live WITH their kids?!
No Jello pudding pops!?
I just informed him about Margaret Sanger.
He didn’t know that Dr. Gosnell is not a frog.
Wait… he’s MARRIED?!
Someone just found out I’m not wearing any pants.
Uh-oh; is dat missus Fiorina under dat desk?
Santa’s across the street at Walgreens!
Small child gets his first glimpse of the boogeyman. An intelligent well-educated successful black man who is not a Democrat.
I wish Carson was a monkey.
https://vimeo.com/47630104
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Eh? The period doesn’t work with Vimeo like Youtube? Learn something every day.
Holy Moo-chell Dr. Carson, that cows really a bull!
“Help. The bug eyed black kid is freaking out because I told him he needed to learn how to read!”
Children welcome Mrs. Carson as she enters the room at PS101 library
One of Dr. Carson’s successes and one of his failures.
Because beggars can’t be choosers.
My personal pick for surgeon general.
I had to go back to the picture – then I spit coffee all over my monitor!
Ya know, most people would cherish a photo taken of themselves with a famous person. In this case, probably not.
WutchutalkinboutBen?
L’il Boy with Bug Eyes: “A black man what ain’t lyin and promisin free shit?”
“What you talking about Willis? er Ben
I say Loco got’s it!
Oops I meant This one! Loco got’s it!
Jiggers! it’s the cops.
Lawdy…. it’s Cruz!
(Lordy)
For Reeeeel?
If I had a daddy, he would look just like this guy!
Whadaya means no free stuff?
“What’s that white person doing here?”
He told me to pull on his finger!
little lamont registers rare sighting of highly educated conservative black male with wedding ring.
Boy shows surprise at not being called “L’il muthuhfuckuh!”
“Who dat say ‘who dat’ when I say ‘who dat’…?”
“He talk for 10 minutes and din’t say ‘niggah’ even once!”