Chris Matthews – “Stop Calling ISIS Animals!” – IOTW Report

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  1. When Chrissy trades himself for one of those 10 year old girls buried in a 5 foot deep pit in the ground with a steel grating pad locked on top, gang raped by MUSLIME isis ANIMALS, then he can talk.

    Until he gets gang raped in the ass, beaten with the butt of an AK47, and lives locked in a pit, he can GO FUCK HIMSELF. Dont try to tell me what to say you faggot…

  2. In 1986, Chris was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Chris approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it.

    As carefully and as gently as he could, Chris worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Chris stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away.

    Chris never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

    Twenty years later, Chris was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenage son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Chris and his son were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Chris, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

    Remembering the encounter in 1986, Chris could not help wondering if this was the same elephant. Chris summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing, and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder.

    The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Chris legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.

    Guess it wasn’t the same elephant.
    Hoping Chrissy heads over to Syria and gets in the cage.

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