Obama Lists His Top Ten Accomplishments of 2015

13 Comments on Obama Lists His Top Ten Accomplishments of 2015

1. One…..did not pee the bed last night
   Two…..

2. Two. Trained a pet fly to land on his upper lip!

3. He didn’t do it on his own. The republicans helped him.

4. I think he forgot his first Iranian blow job. Guess it was probably not his first?

5. Three…..tied his own shoes. Just like a big boy.

6. Pooped in the potty instead of in his diaper

7. This MoFo is delusionall.. The delusional part is he thinks we believe him.

8. He is kind of responsible for Americans being better armed.
   And then there’s his weekly dick-sucking contests, world record faggotry. ….

9. He chose the Choom Gang over the Swillaries.

10. 10 gun salesman of the year

11. Is this his April Fools Day speech, already!

12. He solved Rubik’s Cube without looking at the printed solution?

13. Changed his bong water.