The seventh row of the periodic table has finally been filled out with the acceptance of four new unstable elements:
ununtrium (Uut, atomic number 113) , ununpentium (Uup atomic number 115), ununseptium (Uus, atomic number 117), ununoctium (Uuo,atomic number 118 ).
All the new elements were derived between 2003 to 2008, but it took more years to confirm the findings.
Now someone needs to find an element with no atomic weight that can be named in honor of Obama; I’d call it Unicornium.
the new unstable element is known as bidentium!
Damn you Dr. Tar I hated that thing on the wall in class and having to memorize it.
All four are isotopes of Unobtainium.
Yeah, was hearing snips of this on NPR today, and IF I heard correctly, these new elements
were spawned from fusion. By man. Bark up my tree if incorrect.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGM-wSKFBpo
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Thanks Jethro. ?
Dr. Tar, that’s a good one!
0’preezy’s favorite is Uuh 116
BTW, Uuo 118 is not new.
Yes – of course they were. All elements after uranium are man-made. I hope that’s not a shock to anybody after all these decades.
The element that is can be use in mixed drinks
Hillarysadrunkium
113 was created in Japan, so: Nipium.
115 was the work of Russians, so: Putinium if they know what’s good for ’em.
117 came from Oak Ridge, Tennessee, so: Yallium. Alternate choice: Jackdanielsium
118 was created in both the USA and Russia, so they gotta share. That seems like a sh!tty deal to me, so: Crapon (the -on suffix because it is in the noble element column)
Plutonium was probably natural at one point but since it’s 1/2 life is about 500k years it quickly(geologic time) decays into something else Uranium’s 1/2 life is 4 billion which explains the huge amount of lead and the pile that heats the core of the planet.
Now Sheldon on Big Band Theory is going to have to get a new shower curtain.
Crap. Big BANG Theory
I had a similar situation on Christmas Eve. We had an extra 4 guests this year, in addition to our already large gathering so we had to set up 3 more tables besides our regular dining room table.
Did you get rid of the L in your name on purpose, It looks like Cock 10mm, are you bragging? ?
Of course Van Halium remains the lightest of the heavy metals, and Twisted Sistrium retains the shortest half life.
Journium is still the only light metal able to have Chick-Magnetious properties, while Wingerite continues to degrade into a base metal like Nicklebackium, whose only value is as ship ballast or inert fill material
Any comment from Bob Lazar?
ununseptium
I don’t think anyone wants to handle that one without a bottle of Purell.
So how do you think these “new” elements, will be applied?
I had to memorize it too, but back then there were only a dozen or so elements.
It’s interesting to hear a UK paper refer to Asians as real asians and not muzzies….
With a spatula!
4/10ths of an inch is bragging in your eyes?
o_0
Damn, I feel violated.
I thought this one was pretty funny:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cqauZq4uYM .
Have these been endorsed by Bill Nye the Science Guy and/or Neil Tyson Chicken?
I much prefer the Periodic Chart of the Desserts.
Ununbelievable!!!…
When did he get the tattoo off his face?
“Plug the chart’s gap”
There’s four more gaps on The View that need plugging. Just mention the word gap and suggest a plug for it.
“Although they were first discovered between 2003 to 2008, it took some years to verify and reproduce the results.”
that’s how science works.
notice they didn’t get a consensus of scientists to prove the validity of their science.
they released their work and let others verify it by replicating it.
something the global warming nuts have never done and will never do.
Now, now – it’s cruel to make fun of the unendowed.
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And what exactly is wrong with the Big Band Theory, if I may ask…?
I thought the global warming nuts “verified” each other’s work.
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Or 117 could be Unumepluribusium.
🙂
I’m older than that. We only had fire, water, air, and earth.
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I’ll see your periodic chart and raise you an unforgettable “Oxygen.” I remember more from this video than I do from chem class decades ago. All H.S. classes should use these.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4wveY2-lCo
Uhuhglobalwarmingnium.
Followed by urwealthbelongstousium.