AS PROMISED, Your Muslim Terrorist Name Calculator UPDATE

47 Comments on AS PROMISED, Your Muslim Terrorist Name Calculator UPDATE

1. Mahad the donkey licker.

   >:-\

2. Mussadiq the Ladyboy Screwer

3. Mussadiq the Goat Boner..Sounds about right.

4. uh oh. We may have a keeper.

5. Funny I had to look up the day of week I was born and came across this:

   The U.S. Olympic Committee suspends Tommie Smith and John Carlos for giving a “black power” salute during a victory ceremony at the Mexico City games

6. Mickey Moussaoui Marsad the Camel Fucker.

   Allahu Akbar…………..lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

7. I’m a goat rubber.

   But I’ve gone 234 days without incident.

8. One of my sons worked out to being Mujab the Camel Fondler…thought that was the guy we saw on the “shudders” video yesterday.

9. Obama is Muzhir the Camel Banger…not really surprised.

10. The left will say this graphic is Islamophobic, which would mean they either think all Muslims are terrorists, or they think we shouldn’t be mean to terrorists.

    Either way, they will be on the wrong side of the issue, as usual.

11. Mahmud the Camel Fondler. yuk!

12. John Kerry is Mahmud the Puppy Thigher

13. Mahjoob the Donkey Abuser.

14. Mahad the Ladyboy Sucker. I’m not to happy about this, if any of you infidels speaks of this I keel you.

15. Bill Clinton is Muzhir the Goat Violater

16. Jeb Bush is Mustafaa the Donkey Thigher

17. How common…
    Muhammad the Goat Bender. 🙁

18. OK, I’m Ladyboy Licker – but before you laugh, I’m old enough to remember that gangsters in 50s movies would “lick” other guys … as in beat them into a bloody pulp, see.

19. Weird, but mine keeps coming out as: TSUNAMI, THE MUSLOID KILLER.

20. We already knew that, Pinko spilled the beans. Watcha doing later on?

21. Fascinating, whatcha got in mind??

22. Mussadiq Child Abuser

23. Yeah, yeah ……see?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Js6mgxdFLE4
    .

24. Majoob the donkey violator. Wow,That’s a far cry from stone cold killer FUR. Pinko says you’re fired.

25. Marsad the camel sniffer. How peculiar – I notice I do have a predilection for camel toes.

26. Muhammad the Camel Slurper, see me on yesterday’s post.

27. This reminds me of the Ron White skit “and they call me tater salad”

28. Mahad the Monkey Licker… What coincidence. That was my high school nickname.

29. Mahjoob the donkey sucker, but my friends call me Jim, sometimes Jimbo…

30. And not to forget these terrorists – https://youtu.be/ne7DnmdilEg

31. Yeah, but what does the goat say?

32. Muzhir the Ladyboy Peeper

    How disappointing.

33. What is the tick, tick, tick and blinky light….

34. Mine is NSFW and I cannot pronounce it anyway

35. Since when do goats use rubbers?

    ?

36. Ho Lee Fuk. Sum Ting Wong. 🙂

37. Mahjoob the Child Spooner

38. Mummar the Monkey Snuggler

39. Mujab the Donkey Smoocher.

40. Er, sorry…it’s Muammar the Monkey Snuggler. Please forgive the previous typo. 🙂

41. Muzhir the goat fornicator.

    Translated to English: Keith Ellison

42. Mustafaa the Ladyboy Humper, which I believe is perfectly acceptable by The Koran.

43. I’m not about to call myself Muhammad.

44. Marsad the Child Sniffer.

    OKaym but it was business-related. I ran a daycare for kids 2 years old and younger in the early 90s when my daughter was growing up. Sniffing was just part of the job. 🙂

45. Who honestly remembers the day of the week they were born? Is it mentioned on birth certificates?

46. All you have to do is go into Google and search “NNNN (your birth year) calendar” and you will have the information you need.

    You’re welcome.

    🙂

47. Mohammad the Monkey Licker.

    Monkeys are cute, mischievous little scamps. I actually like imy Muslim name better than my professional identity, which is “Yonkers the Abuse Magnet.”