Ya, so do I.
Hemorrhoid cream and Efferdent.
He says he hasn’t thought of a name, perhaps Bernie’s Yearning.
Um, how about
“You eventually run out of other people’s ice cream?” –ShiningCityonaHill, Seattle, United States
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And pee…..old people always smell like pee.
I refuse to ever buy BJ
ice cream. They are commies.
It would be like licking his dry leathery skin.
I have no idea whut Ben Gay tastes like, nor do I have any desire to find out!
Kinda sounds like toad licking if ya ask me…
Their love of Socialism is so deep they keep it up after Ben and Jerry no longer run things.
Not so long ago, they had a policy that no employee’s rate of pay shall exceed five times that of entry-level employees – after they tried paying him no more than any other employee and things started going to pot sometime in the 80s.
Funny how they found out you get what you pay for – and Socialism hurt their bottom line.
They love them some capitalism so they can play at Socialism.
I’m a Blue Bell guy anyway, so it’s not hard to not buy their product.
What would BernieCream (shudder) taste like?
Cardboard. And you’ll like it, dammit. Or else.
Old hippie commie crap, vanilla ice cream with tootsie roll logs and nuts and organic sweet corn pieces sprinkled throughout. I have never bought or eaten Ben & Jerry’s ice cream and never will. Or dumbass baby boomers delight, ice cream with lots of THC in it from marijuana (only in idiot states like Wash. and Colorado etc), guaranteed to satisfy your sweet tooth cravings and get you higher than a kite at the same time
Geritol and a Bran muffin.
Prune Ella
Bernie is opposed to so many choices so all the other ones would cease to exist and you’ll only have BernieCream.
And you’ll like it, dammit.
…without the psychedelic buzz.
Whatever flavor they come up with, like all items in a socialist economy, it is guaranteed to be in short supply and only available to purchase on “ice cream day”.
The crunchy bits would be kidney stones.
Cookies and Drool
Meta Muesli
Commie Nom-nom
They already have the appropriate flovor:
“Hazed and Confused”
No kidding:
http://www.benjerry.com/flavors/hazed-and-confused-core
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Retro Retread. Yum!
Spell check – flavor
Rocky Road Skid Marx, made with 1% milk and all the cashew halves.
They could rename the company Ben and Geriatrics.
😛
But Ben & Jerry will have to give it away… FREE. Right? Not like 5-bucks a scoop. Free. And, they’ll have to start paying their employees $15 and hour, right?
Otherwise, they’re just a couple of typical Lefty hacks pandering for LOFO customers.
Wait. That’s a definition of all Lefties.
LOL
And it’s be bitter….very bitter.
I don’t know maybe sugar free candy corn and fixadent. Whatever it is it’ll cost you $15 a scoop and then a man in a suit and government badge takes 90% of the scoop from you and redistributes it among the other customers. If you buy a pint and take it home he’ll wait for you to open the carton and then ring the doorbell.
Eleanor’s BEN & JERRY flavor is “Tin Roof Coffin”
but I digress. 👿
Yeah, it tastes like Amelia Earhart. 😉
Kernel Sanders Nut Cluster
Sunsweet Smell Of Success
Expired Date Nut
Deminted Chip
“cashew halves” I see what you did there. 🙂
If Amelia Earhart were alive today, she would be 118 years old and very, very low on fuel.