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AHAHAHA – BFH Taking Advantage of a Crisis

Monday, 11 January 2016, 19:35 BFH Uncategorized 168

UPDATE: uh oh. The comments came back before I could get to everyone. And now you can comment back!  DOH! (By the way. It was a global WordPress issue across platform.)

UPDATE 2: Some are confused by this thread. What happened was there was about a 2 hour outage where no one could comment because of a wordpress glitch. So I decided to make a post where I could heckle readers when they had no ability to fire back.

Because the comments are glitched up I can take this opportunity to say a few things and no one can say anything back!!!

Mwa hahahahahahaha.

Okay.

Chalupa. We get it. You’re fast. You’re clever. Give someone else a chance to think of the good stuff.

Moe Tom. Gotta stop commenting after the first pint or so.

Uncle Al. Mensa called. They want to know what the hell you’re doing at iOTWreport.

Greetings From Yonkers. Tell us what you really think.

Czar. You’re probably the one that broke the comment section.

MJA. There’s some soap somewhere in your house. Eat some. Potty mouth.

Angry White Dude. You wash out your mouth too. Not because you curse, though.

Death By Farts. When a door closes, 3 or 4 windows open.

Mr. Pinko. You just like Trump because you’re used to hearing, “you’re fired.”

Jerry Manderin. Maury called. I am the father.

Anonymous.

Unruly Refugee. The only refugee Trump’s not going to throw out.

Boo2. Salut!

Joe6Pack. Slacker. You do nothing for this site.

JC Lady. Jared’s the only one that doesn’t suck.

C. Steven Tucker. We get it. You’re eloquent, smart, bla bla bla. But you still live in Chicago.

D.B. Cooper. You made that one brilliant comment, best ever on iOTWreport, and then you just disappeared.

Salve. If only they knew who you were.

Billy Fuster. I was only kidding. You suck on guitar.

Bad Brad. You prove every day that muscles have feelings.

Diogenes. The only person that can type with an accent.

Sylvia. Slut.

Abigail Adams. Another smarty pants, making me look bad.

Rosalind. I can’t help it. I picture you in The Trouble With Angels.

Super Toe. The worst action comic hero ever.

Reddecaesari. You could easily start your own blog on the tips I don’t use.

Boobie. You probably have the most comments out of anyone on iOTW. Gets you nothing, in case you’re wondering.

Eugenia. There’s a street near me with this name. Just thought I’d say so.

Ohio Dan. Left Coast Dan. –  I think a house exchange would be a great experiment.

Plain Jane. – Reverse psychology with the name. We get it.

Merry Poppet. JKLLBT GHIUST DLL (You’ll spend weeks before you realize this is gibberish.)

*** Glitch fixed. Commenters can fight back now. I’m ending these updates.***

168 Comments on AHAHAHA – BFH Taking Advantage of a Crisis

  5. Hoe Lee Crap….you think this was FUNNY???….I was having withdrawal symptoms …. my palms are still sweating!……actually had to go to my ‘secret hiding place’ & line up some of my ’emergency supplies’ in case it was for the long haul…..ha ha ha….indeed!

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  17. You can’t comment at CTH because there are no fonts left!!
    The most prolific commenters on the internet.
    And good, too.
    I’ll spend hours reading the comments like a blog in itself.

  18. I checked out Mensa many years ago, and then a second time within the last decade or so at the insistence of a friend. I wasn’t impressed. They could do logic and math puzzles in a flash but had trouble tying their shoes. That plus an almost anencephalic lack of humor, and a collectivist mindset (“We – WE are the smartest!!!11!!1″), prompted me to delete them from my “Contacts”.

    But thanks for the compliment (?) anyway!

  24. But thanks for the compliment (?) anyway!
    >>>>

    Develop an algorithm to figure out whether this was a compliment or not!

    (I just know you’re going to tell me I used the algorithm reference incorrectly!)

  29. When I realized I couldn’t comment this afternoon a panic attack ensued. Eventually my body atrophied right here in my chair while staring at IOTW. Then fog overtook my mind. I was on my way into total depression, but I snapped out of it when I realized there was an, as yet unseen Trump speech in the bookmarks. All is good now. Bless you Fur.

  40. Not at all! Your use of “algorithm” is spot on. My problem is that natural language evaluation algorithms are non-trivial (meaning I find them really, really hard). Gimme until Thursday to think about it and then I’ll tell you to get stuffed! (-:

  55. I was only aware that the comments were down for an hour,
    Cut me some slack.

    (I was standing in line at the PO mailing some truck magnets for 35 minutes. THIRTY-FIVE MINUTES.)

  58. Damn. M’name in a post and everything.

    FWIW, that’s what the nuns said about me after the movie came out. Told my parents about your remark tonight. They had a good laugh & remembered the nuns also.

    Still getting in trouble, despite my standard ‘I’ll be good’ farewell.

  60. Bingo, Plain Jane. I learned long ago, fortunately, that although I know stuff and can do things that some other people don’t know and can’t do, ALL other people know things and can do things not in my repertoire. That make the world interesting and the division of labor wealth-growing!

  62. Ahahahahaha. I had one in there just before comments came back and I didn’t save the update.
    It said-
    “We’ll have the kid’s picnic bench reserved for the following at the iOTWreport barbecue-”

    Your name was in there.

  78. If I win the billion dollar lottery, I’m going to buy a town and name it iOTWrVille.

    Fur will be the mayor, Mr. Pinko the sheriff, Irony Curtain the bar tender, MJA the social director, illustr8r the art museum curator, Dr. Tar the education director, and I’ll run the zoo.

    What will the rest of you all be?

  85. Yep I, the guy occasionally confused with Left Coast Dan, was in there. I guess I have to up my bribe money. Time was, when you bribed someone the sonofabitch stayed bribed. (Ripped off from “Used Cars.” BTW, Sorry Left Coast Dan, no way in hell I am moving to the land of fruits and nuts. It is a fun place to visit though.

  99. Little Green Footballs.
    Charles Johnson is a blogger who went from right-wing (becoming big after doing a flashing gif of the Dan Rather memo that was discredited) to one of the most anger filled childish lefties on the internet.
    If you teeter ever so gently off of his own personal narrative, even if it’s still left-wing, you’re instantly banned.
    The guy is a mental case.
    A bloated, pasty, talentless mental case.

  106. Honestly, I thought the outage would last longer and I was going to milk it all night, eventually getting to just about everyone.
    I was going to use the comments list.
    I was prepared to go 1000 deep!!!

    Then I got an email saying “crisis over.”

  111. The infamous kazoo incident was, indeed, Ginger.
    So you will not be in charge of archives!

    And I don’t wanna be mayor.
    I wanna be #1 drive time on KIOTW-AM. The BIG talker.

  120. I’ll be the Bar Owner at IOTWville. Irony can work for me, no problem. Brad as bouncer. But when I come back from vacation, suddenly and unexpected, if there is more than one cash register, I’ll fire both of them on the spot and hire Yonkers.

  131. I’m on the bottom of the list now. and that’s where I most likely rate, but I can’t help but say something. Thanks to all of you on this crazy blog site for entertaining me at the very least. I learn a lot here too. I appreciate it!

    From the wet brush on the left coast,
    CHEERS! and watch your 6.
    Sarthurk

  136. Eugenia
    Eugenia Victoria Tooms the Evil Bunny was my house rabbit many years ago. She was named after an X-Files character a genetic mutant serial killer who was capable of squeezing his body through narrow gaps.

  137. dammit, I donate $5 bucks & a bunch of fishin’ lures and I don’t get mentioned? Well, I know how to fix that. I know people in PSL city gummint – I’m callin’ them up and gittin’ yer water turned off.

  139. All of us regulars are insulted that we weren’t personally insulted by BFH.
    We come here looking for an unsafe space and we get let down.
    Next time I expect a trigger warning that I will not be singled out and not insulted.

    As a punishment I think BigFurHat should be required to transcribe tomorrows State Of The Union address…

  153. This was a fun thread. I could be wrong cause I’m really old but years ago
    before the Ron Paul affair. When there were many commenters I seem to remember fun nights like this several times a week. I think Tammy was there.
    One thread was about what you see from various roads around LA.
    I have them printed out somewhere but I can’t find them.
    I like politically un-correct comments. Could not believe you told you know who
    To slow down. I totally agree.

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