Soon after the billion dollar Powerball numbers were chosen a Memphis woman, Cinnamon Nicole, set up a GoFundMe page to bail her out.
“Please help me and my family as we have exhausted all of our funds. We spent all of our money on lottery tickets (expecting to win the 1.5 billion) and are now in dire need of cash.”
You gotta be kiddin …
…*UND me?!?
I was thinking more like
GO *UCK YOURSELF.
Read the article – the moment I read ‘I’m certain that we will be able to pick ourselves up from the trenches of this lost and spend another fortune trying to hit it big again!’ I knew it wasn’t serious.
That’s the new normal among LoFos. They actually believe they are going to win. And they vote demorat.
There is no shame anymore.
Funds will not be forthcoming from me. There’s an excellent Bill Whittle video I can point you towards. But its a new age and may be beyond your understanding.
https://youtu.be/BF5lKNm6tU0
The Force is feeble in this one…
(It appears she has plenty of money for makeup.)
Play the Lottery.
Vote Demonrat.
Play the Lottery.
Vote Demonrat.
Play the Lottery.
Vote Demonrat.
Wow! It’s kinda weird, but the result’s always the same!
Maybe next time …
“Beyond your understanding”?…..really?….LOL….
Well the message is geared towards this POS LoFo voter, so maybe I wasn’t as clear as I should have been…
Guess you need to start adding that so people don’t get confused.
Maybe she needs to raffle off her virginity several hundred times?
You should look it up sometime
You did not buy lottery tickets, Cinnamon; you were just paying for some math tutoring.
i’ll give her $20 for a BJ
The math is simple: 300m:1 odds of winning,
if you buy a second ticket they are 150m:1,
a third 75m:1,
a fourth 37.5m:1
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Shit, by the time you get to 800 bucks, it’s a 1:1 chance!!! There is no way she should have possibly lost, it’s IMPOSSIBLE!! OMG someone please help bail her out!
/s
Honk if you think those photos of Cinnamon are actually Photoshops of Mariah Carey.
They jacked the odds to 1/292 million, almost 1/3 Billion!
There will be more large jackpots.
The thing that bothers me most is that the couple that won in Tennessee said they wouldn’t quit their jobs.
WTF???
They are in their fifties.
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN PLAY THE GODDAMN LOTTERY!!!
Fuckheads like that don’t deserve to win.
AAAArggghhh!!!
Black Lotteries Matter…
The checks come once a month…..no?
You already won the lottery
The Entitlement Mentality in full Victim mode!
I don’t want to live with this Cinnamon girl
And fuck neil young (lower case)
Hope neil young will remember
Southern man don’t need him around anyhow…
The glowing epitome of what is wrong with America today.
Another application of “Walmart-Wig”.