ht/ Moe Tom (Don’t know who TP is. They made the spelling error. Still funny, however.)
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“Honey, he got blown on nearly every piece of furniture in the White House. That’s why we took so damn much of it when we left. Have you ever heard of The Blue Dress, sweetie?”
Hilarious. I find the best stuff here and pass it along (Always giving IOTW credit).
“Sweetie, the real question is will it bother Bill to know Huma will be munching my rug in the same chair he got blow jobs in. I sure hope the answer to that is Yes.”
Uncle Al, you sick bastard. Now I can’t get the the vision of Hillary’s gnarled gamey rug out of my mind!
“What furniture do you have your eye on next time you leave the White House ‘flat broke’…?”
“If the Lincoln Bedroom could talk, how many years in federal prison would you reside?”
…..”you’re”…..
Damn, get it straight.
With even more respect, as the fastest typer here and the worst speller, you know what he meant, so stick it up your butt.
“Gnarled gamey rug”. That’s sticks in my mind Ohio Dan! Classic!
Hey kid… wait ’till you see whut I do when I get my strap-on back from being re-jeweled!
With all the sexual indoctrination American kids get in “schools” these days, it would be fitting justice – and no surprise – if a kid actually DID ask that.
Wot spillling eror?
“You’re” butt.