I’m telling you right now, I’d still lose to this guy in a heads-up tournament.
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Now that’s what I call a dead man’s hand…
I’m in agreement with you, Mr. Hat. I remember trying playing computer gambling games (NOT online cost-you-money games) and I was desperately bad at all of them.
Hell, if I played against this guy, I’d be watching his expression waiting for the “tells”.
Creepy as F*** is all that is. Where is that damned asteroid ?
How do they know he is dead? He apparently has the work ethic of a typical Puerto Rican!
Now that’s a ‘Poker Face’
Fur- Don’t fall for it! He’s trying to bluff ya!.
Hit me. Seriously. It won’t hurt anymore.
Based on the NY Post headline, I would have guessed he was Chinese. Chinese are so superstitious, they have been known to stay at the table so long they peed and pooped their pants.
I wonder what pose Shrillery or her charming (barf) husband would have the embalmer put them in?
No tells, just smells.
He looks a little flushed to me…
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I would guess they would be posed in their natural lying pose like liars should be.
Is peeing in public while playing poker prohibited in New York City?
Sounds like he died pre-embalmed!
Looks like he’s the Big Blind…
Drugs dealt him a bad beat.
Likely another voter for Hillary…
They can’t bury him until he votes. Democrat party rules!
You know how people look at the deceased and say he/she looks so good? Not Henry. Henry doesn’t look so good.
The lucky stiff finally got a royal flush
Something wrong in PR.
http://www.nbcnews.com/id/26290833/ns/world_news-weird_news/t/dead-man-stands-throughout–day-wake/#.VqlqG2OQeAI
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/dead-puerto-rican-man-dons-green-lantern-costume-wake-article-1.2118589
Put the bar tab in his name.
Simple.
He doesn’t look that good at War.
So did he win?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMiEFyTuuh8
LOL. I don’t type that often.
Well, that was creepy.
I’ll bet he’ll get gamey after awhile.
“ya gotta know when to hold em, know when to fold ’em” K. Rogers