A 58 year-old Detroit man lost control of his Toyota and was partially ejected out of his sun roof, pantless. He died at the scene.
Police pieced together the evidence and came to the conclusion that the guy was watching porn on a hand-held device with his pants off when he rolled over his car.
HT/ Jerry Manderin
Not a happy ending.
guess he “arrived” at his “destination”
“Jones, who was not wearing a seat belt, was partially ejected through the car’s sun roof and died on the scene.”
He must have hooked himself on the steering wheel if he was onle partially ejected.
Ouch!
Oh, THIS is going to make for an awkward funeral…
A partially closed casket.
That’s a whacky way to become a stiff!
Always be careful with nuts behind the wheel.
Too bad it was a Toyota. All would have been OK if only he’d been driving a car with a Wankel engine.
Porn, the images stay with you forever and alter brain chemistry. Apparently it also makes you stupid.
Are future PSAs going to include do not j@(k ()ff while driving besides the hands free phone talking and don’t text while driving?
Is that why they call it self abuse?
He didn’t know if he was coming or going, it’s over, he’ll never find out now.
Witnesses say as he was speeding into the traffic ahead of him he was seen frantically trying to downshift.
He looked down, saw his error, and tumbled into a ditch.
I think this is his cousin…
http://philippineslifestyle.com/blog/2016/01/26/brownout-linton-indiana-due-man-masturbating-telephone-pole/
Well obviously he went blind.
By any chance was he a handyman?
Insert rim shot here.
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Yes, double entendre.
Question: Will VietVet appreciate this post?
…the darndest things when they can see only half the picture. (-:
lesson here. no wackin wood without bucklin up. keep an on the road? TO HARD I GUESS??OOPS
“Porn, the images stay with you forever…”
OOH…you promise?!? 😉
He died doing what he loved best…
…slammin’ the ham.
…workin’ the jerkin.
…polishing the knob.
…shining the helmet.
…chokin’ the chicken.
…milking the eel.
…flogging the one eyed snake.
…making the bald man cry.
Funeral music https://youtu.be/P1eU_lDQaVM
… floggin the fish
… thumpin the stump
… stranglin the snake
What the fucking fuck?
Beam me up, Scottie!
Rosie your alright
when I put out the light
I got to hand it to me…
EjacuLated
……. spankin’ the monkey
……. bobbin’ the baloney pony
……. wackin’ the weasel
….I’ve even heard it called ….. powdered the turkey
& for your listening pleasure….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-lRLLTUh78 …
“I REGRET NOTHING!!”
They called him Harrison Ford Power Stroke…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8DRen60X10
Or, Autoeroticism
He was in a hurry and pulled off in his car.