How do you prefer your toast?

61 Comments on How do you prefer your toast?

1. #1 – “That’s not burnt, it’s Mormon Brown,” is how my starter wife’s mother would describe it.

   At least she didn’t tell me to “eat it or wear it” like my mother, hehehe.

2. 11

3. Lucky 7! Whenever I eat breakfast out, I get 16. I’m seriously thinking of bringing my toaster with me next time.

4. Obviously if you don’t like number 1 you’re a racist.

   I’m goin with racist Frank with number 11.

5. #16

6. I prefer to be #1 at about 2:30 AM.

7. 14. It’s gotta be Toast! Not warmed bread.

8. I asked for #13 but the bitch brought me #16! 🙁

9. 15 for “toast”
   12 for sandwiches

10. 11 for a BLT. 15 for toast with butter and strawberry jam.

11. 7/8/11

12. My favorite Toast song.Use to hear it on the way to work on the local Breakfast club Station.
    https://search.yahoo.com/yhs/search?p=toast+song+heywood+banks&ei=UTF-8&hspart=mozilla&hsimp=yhs-003

13. 11 or 15 would be fine.

14. Almost forgot, I took Peanut butter toast wrapped in foil to work everyday.

15. I’m a number 12 kind of guy.

16. #15. If it melts butter, it’s toast.

17. My toast goes to 11

18. 7,8,11, and 15 are all preffered.

19. 7, 11, 13 or 14 will work, because as Barney Gimble told Homer Simpson when he tried to fix to fix him up with Marge’s sister Selma, “Wheel ‘er in, Homer, I’m not a picky man.”

20. Mormon brown – – Ha! The color of 2/3 of the houses in Utah.

21. Whole wheat.

22. Is it just me, or is there definite concentric ring pattern, with #1 as the toast-ground-zero?

    Me I’ll take #13, and pass the metformin.

23. “If it’s smokin it’s cookin,
    if it’s burnt, it’s done.”

    (Norman Berry)

24. Sorry posted the wrong toast song.here it is.

25. I hope Hillary and Yebby are #1 very soon!

26. Correct Toast song.
    http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80644711/

27. I don’t understand the numbering system. 6,7, 9 & 10 are all darker than 8, how does that work? 6 & 7 should be darker, 9 & 10 should be lighter.

28. GF prefers the Rachel Dolezal or #16, give me the Ricky Ricardo #11.

29. Starter Wife?

    Spoken like a true police officer!!

30. Down here, we are all #1. You’ll see. 👿

31. 7 or 11. With real butter and Vegemite! And a cup’a strong, black coffee.

32. Not answering. The govt. knows too much about me already. They shall not have my toast preferences.

33. No toast for me.

    I’ll take four fried chickens and a coke.

34. Heywood Banks? I thought his name was Jablome.

35. I was #15 too.

36. As white as Michael Jackson was.

    😛

37. I prefer my toast untoasted.

38. That could explain your Death_By_Farts:)

39. #3. Whenever I order toast in restaurants I tell well I want well browned toast.

40. #11 for me. It’s got to be hot, too. Real butter wall-to-wall with a very light film of peanut butter. Yum.

41. I don’t eat bread but dang it that looks good. Think I’ll just go eat some butter. on a knife.

42. # 13 w/ peanut butter and lyoner

43. 15

44. Actually, I have no say in the matter. With the cheap toaster I have, it’s a crapshoot every time.

    Ya know…?

    😉

45. I take exception to the numbering system. There should be a continuum from #1 to 16. Why are 3 and 4 lighter than 5 and 6?

46. #1 of course – The rest of you are all racist.

47. Common core toast rating system?…

48. You could use #1 for Carbon Credits.

49. I do that also Eugenia. 🙂

50. #5. #1 is way too dark.

51. I like plan old White Bread.

52. 12

53. 15 then 11 or 7

54. 11 or 15 with cow to cover, flop two, over medium, couple of pigs, cup of joe with sand and shaky pudding (strawberry) on the side.

55. 15

56. #7, but what is this, some kind of race thing?

57. 354 days and……

    OBAMA IS TOAST!

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60. #11

61. #1 is what we used to get in the galley sometimes when the ocean turned rough while out deep sea fishing around the Channel Islands. It’s a decent cure for motion sickness.

    Other than that, I don’t ever eat white bread. Call me a racist if you want. lol.