Somebody told me that yesterday was World Hand Job Day, and I was kind of pissed that we missed it.
But then I got an email from Big Owe. I misheard.
It was #WorldHijabDay
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Damn I hate to admit it but both of those homely men look better with their heads covered up. Can’t fault the Muslims for realizing that!
“But the goal for any sensible American has to be, do not turn the White House over to the Republicans in November.”
Behold. That is sensible?
the more covering for these 3 ‘ladies’ the better, I say
I’m waiting for March 14th –
https://m.facebook.com/193941803956780/photos/a.539260972758193.122321.193941803956780/565664166784540/?type=3&source=48
So, I tried.
I was told it didn’t have to be her hand.
Damn you Bruce Lee tat. Damn you to hell…..
Pinko was way off. He was saying it was Dutch Rudder day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKpzEU_mm3s
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Trousers off for freedom!
Yesterday I loaded up on 18 pounds of pork. The whole counter was on sale, how could I not? Averaged $1.68/lb.
Covering them in gasoline would start to spark my interest.
Damn! Now when the real National Handjob Day rolls around, my wife is going to think I was lying to her yesterday!
I got to hand it to you Fur
I celebrate HJD on Groundhog Day.
That way I can do it over…and over…and over…
So today would have been “wash your gym socks day?”
Yesterday was blow job day at my house
Look at Obama wearing a head scarf like a woman. Just the thing to make a strong impression on Muslims. Almost as impressive as prostrating to a Sa’udi king.
…my lover’s too.
Isn’t every day?