By Meerkat and his sister
-We will actually bend and pick up pennies
-Bronchitis will be considered fatal and therefore uncovered
-The first Tuesday in November will be celebrated as “Dependence Day”, enemies of the state will simply call it “D-Day”
-Vegan out, cannibalism in
-Rocky VII will be the story of a ping-pong tournament in China
-“The View” will be moved to Sunday mornings on NBC
-Medicare will pay for your pot, Medicaid will pay for both Viagra & the hooker
– 4+ cylinder cars will be outlawed, but government employees will drive Hummers
-Saudi Arabia will place sanctions on the US
-Seven-Eleven will be renamed to Seven-Seven Thirty
You are invited to add to their list.
Grocery stores will be a tenth the size of today. The canned food isle will offer only 3 cans. Soup, Condensed Soup, and Freeze Dried Soup.
(Flint Bottled water will be on the next isle)
Department of Black Lives Matter & Reparations becomes fourth branch of government…
Ebay becomes FREEbay
Employers required to forward all wages and any profit directly to Wash. DC. In return, everyone receives an “allowance”.
Waiting in line will become a high paying profession.
Free SandersCare turns out to be nothing more than a first aid kit from, you guessed it. Bernie-Mart.
White folk must ride in the back of the bus
Damn shame that George Soros couldn’t have sold out Bernies parents.
Communications will be back-to-basics. Cans+strings, drums, and ear to the ground.
It probably wouldn’t last long enough for us to find out what it would look like!
Shit on a shingle for dinner.
For the third month in a row.
Buses will run on human push-power. Wheels will be square; they didn’t work before only because they were never funded and implemented properly.
American flag changed to Tie-dyed with mushrooms and daisies.
President Sanders would be bent over with messed up hair and yellow teeth but otherwise looking sharp in his military uniform adorned with a thousand ribbons and medals.
Shared toothbrushes.
One (1) per neighborhood.
Barrack living after all private property has been confiscated.
One (1) water closet per barrack.
Bucket of water to clean up in – changed once a month, whether it needs it, or not.
250 gms of sawdust bread per day/per person.
trade in your gas guzzler for a moped built for 4.
All subjects other than high ranking government officials will be allotted two rolls of toilet paper every year.
Vending machines will be required to sell carrots and celery.
Grocery stores will be required to give preferred parking and head of the line privileges to EBT card holders.
Elementary school students will red kerchiefs and sing “imagine” every morning, facing a photograph of Chairman Sanders.
Women will be taxed for shaving their armpits and leg hair. Unless they claim to be “Trans.”
Earth Day will be renamed “Lenin Day.” to honor the founding father whose birthday it is on,
Mexico will erect a border fence with mines and razor wire to prevent themselves from being overrun with Americans fleeing the Socialist Paradise.
Newborns inspected by Dr. Mengele who ascertains their “quality of life” and subsequent “fitness” to live. Priority given to “racial harmony” within the barracks.
Asians, mexicans, negroes, honkies, filipinos, sioux, indians, pakistanis, and chinks must attain “equity” in numbers and serve their moslem masters with diligence and joy.
The “Two Minute Hate” will be led by HRC, who hates everyone and everything – particularly after her electoral loss to Chairman Sanders (All Praise him!).
Most if not all of the people who actually produce things will go Galt. Members of the parasite hive mind will ever more feebly whine “That’s not faaaay-yerrrr!” as they starve and/or freeze.
Soylent Green is no longer a movie joke.
Bernie no longer has to win the Presidency. Up until now, he had very little in the way of important achievements to brag about but now since he almost won an Iowa Caucus he can die happy and fulfilled!
Bernie no longer has in interest in becoming President. He reached a state of Nirvana by almost winning the Iowa Caucus!
And the red tape for getting a replacement would take years.
Stealing!
A boot stamping on a human face – forever.
Why didn’t you include smoke signals Paleface, racist much?
Your paycheck will be direct deposited to your neighborhood.
Reagan was a great joke teller, and this was one of my favorites! It fits Bernie’s world:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6wdEjTAExA
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Roadkill will be haute cuisine
Yes – and then they will be sent to the gulags or killed because they resisted. Look up Ukraine and Vendee.
Kids will be handed an unemployable check instead of a diploma when they graduate from indoctrination school.
New National Anthem will be some rap shit about killing whitey and raping bitches. Though, when you call the white house, the official on-hold music will be some faggot tune.
Combs and brushes will be outlawed.
Actual shit on a real asphalt shingle.