Woman Keeps an Unopened Happy Meal For 6 Years

40 Comments on Woman Keeps an Unopened Happy Meal For 6 Years

1. You gonna eat that?

2. I am not a nutritionist but I don’t think that food stays inside you for six years!

3. I’d eat that.

4. Now we know what to stock up on for the coming apocalypse!

5. Hmmm. Looks like McDonalds has discovered the long-lost ancient Egyptian secret technique of preserving their dead for all time.

   😛

6. I think the biggest factor is the food just dried out before it could decompose.

7. There’s a reason we call it McDevils

8. Petrified putrid pulchritude.

9. reminds me of this from 15+ years ago (surprised site is still up)

   http://www.stinkymeat.net/

10. Wait, where’s the green furry stuff?

11. What was the toy?

12. When you stick a McFish sandwich up under the seat of your boss’s car in the middle of the summer it turns into putrid maggot bait in less than three days, or so I have heard.

13. I love McDonald’s as much as the next guy, but that stuff does tend to “stay with you” as they say.

14. With the salt content, I would think that the food would have dried up, if nothing else. I am sceptical. Especially if it wasn’t frozen.

15. Mooch needed to get rid of all those six year old unsold happy meals so she mandated them for the school lunch program!

16. That’s not too surprising. Both the fries and the nuggets were cooked in hot oil and that would have killed just about any kind of bug or microorganism I can think of. Then the hot food simply dried out, and without significant moisture it was not suitable for growing mold from spores. I’d bet that you could take any fried food and store it the same way this happy meal was stored and you’d have similar results.

17. But did she call 911 ????!

18. I think Al is right, I do believe that McD or someone else has addressed this “OMG McDonalds food doesn’t decompose OMG” problem.

    And basically it’s what he said. I’ve heard that explanation before. McD food doesn’t have a ton of chemicals or preservatives in it, apparently.

    Also to note that the movie Supersize me was dubious at best, the guy was drinking mass quantities of soft drinks from McD every day and that did him no favors.

    There was a followup movie where a guy ate nothing but McD for a month but DID NOT eat fries NOR soft drinks and he LOST weight and did not experience any bad results in his blood work.

    McD has a bad rap, primarily I think from supersize me, and their management is stupid and keeps trying to reinvent a massive company and is screwing it up in the process.

19. So how would you know if the ‘meal’ you just bought wasn’t sitting under the counter for 6 years ?

    The incompetent kid at the register (that can’t make change) handed you an unpurchased bag someone had stashed there.

20. It would taste like cardboard, at least more so than usual.

21. personally I’m a fan of the nuggets… The “pink slime” nuggets. Yep. If they’re fresh, they’re good.

    Also the double quarter pounder with cheese is nice. Big macs? Yep. Nice.

22. Michelle confiscated it for her school lunch program!

23. Hell, Obama hasn’t aged that well in seven years…
    but maggots have been all around him the entire time. 🙁

24. I’m sorry, call me a skeptic, but I call so much bullshit on this.

    1. Why would anyone do such a thing for the sake of doing it, and NOT document on a weekly or monthly basis?

    2. Why are there grease stains on the bottom part of the receipt that is stapled to the box?

    3. Why is the receipt stapled to the box at all? I have NEVER gotten food intended for CHILDREN that had staples involved.

    4. What was the ambient temperature and humidity in the “office”? No record of that? Oh, OK.

    5. Who, in their right mind, buys a chicken nugget Happy Meal with NO SAUCE?

    To many questions, not enough answers.

25. Who, in their right mind, buys a chicken nugget Happy Meal with NO SAUCE?

    You mean, who in their right mind eats this stuff?

    There I fixed it for you.

26. Chicken McMaggots. Right up there with Kentucky Fried Rat.

27. (This response is to “iratenate”, above, since we no longer have a “reply” button):

    An Egyptian cat mummy.

    Featuring a real cat.

    😛

28. The TOY probably decomposed at a faster rate than the food.

29. Uncle Al,
    Granted all that you said is true (sounds reasonable enough), I STILL wouldn’t eat it, even fresh.

30. Quick, name the movie ad on the container!

    (Don’t look at me, I don’t watch that shit.)

31. It’s a 6 year-old movie.
    Am I close?

32. I saved the menus from our voyage aboard the USS America in 1963, and people think I’M CRAZY?

33. @Tim, did they decompose?

34. Looks a crapload better than the sh*t meals Moo wants us to eat.

35. Self rmid-g,
    No. I still have them.
    Little brown around the edges.

36. Possible survival food source………

37. Damn. Made me hungry for fast food.

38. The Happy Meal is for the movie, drum roll…and yes there are toys;

    Alvin and the Chipmunks:The Squeakquel McDonald’s…: http://youtu.be/KNXKmPAAea8 .

39. McDonlads VS Chipotle
    http://www.cnbc.com/2015/12/11/chipotle-just-got-more-bad-food-safety-news.html.

    I’ll take the McDonalds “doesn’t go bad” food.

40. reminds me of the beavis and butthead episode Tainted Meat