Grindmother

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1. Tha Alter Kakers (yiddish for Old Shitters)

2. They don’t call it earspank for nothing..

3. Oldtimers With Alzheimer’s?

   ?

4. Damn, I’d Pees

   Dead Not Chillin’ Peckers

5. Nearly Composted.

6. That’s no grindmother. It’s Stephen King.

7. The Deep Ends (which, said quickly, is what the fans call them).

8. Didn’t Pat Boone already do that covering some heavy metal bands back in the 90’s? They could call themselves The Old Farts and Geezerettes or The Head Splitting Ear Aches. They’re too cool to be cool.

9. Rust Maiden

10. Blue Hair Cult

11. Mouldy Crüe

12. If they were Russian they could be called the Beetles, an obvious beet joke for the old geezer Borscht circuit. or The Loving Spoonful of Metamucil or The Geezers and a Pacemaker….

13. Senior Walker & the Oldsters

14. Rolling Stones Steel Wheelchairs Tour

15. ZZ-Z

16. Gums and Roses

17. Carter and the Pills

18. The Cataract Three

19. Flock of Pidgeons

20. There’s always I’m Grateful, I’m Not Dead Yet.

21. Geritol Jane and her Seniles

22. ac/dc/lgbt

23. Eric Crapped-on myself

24. Steppenwheeze

25. Betty White and the Black Dudes

26. How about Keep It Up sponsored by Viagra.

27. Oxygen Supply

28. REM

29. The Flying Dentures

30. The Nearly Departed

31. How about OLD AND IN THE WAY?

    What do you mean it’s already taken?

32. Lawrence Belch

33. The Brian Alka Seltzer Orchestra

34. Up Chuck Berry

35. Twisted Sanders

36. How about Granny’s Got Her Gun. If she drove a bright red superstock Dodge, she could really be The little Old Lady From Pasadena. Go Granny, go. I’m having way too much fun with this thread.

37. Metamusallica

38. Remember when Yoko Ono screamed into a mic and people watched and applauded?

    And there is already a band called The Hip Replacements
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFH6g7v9NQ8

39. Blue Hairster Cult

40. Oops! Forgot the dot!

41. Minnie Pearl Jam

42. What is this Wheel of Fortune?

43. Who’s her vocal coach? Gilbert Godfried?

44. Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Not Young Enough to be doing that.

45. The Grateful Dentures

46. Frank I forgot to close my Zipper and the Grandmother’s of invention.

47. Jerry & Tricks

48. Nicklebackache

49. Fractured hip

50. The Who Am I

51. Iron Lung

52. The Casketeers

53. Catch The Depends

54. Denture Grips

55. U Poo

56. Satan’s Catheter

57. Spawn of Yoko Ono.

58. Bastard Child Of The Demon Colostomy Bag

59. Dentallica

60. The Fifth Dementia

61. Roger Clyne and the Pacemakers

62. Brilliant one, Uncle Al!

63. The Crapenters

64. Loud Television

65. Her motivation was her son’s report card.

66. Blue Platester Cult

67. Deep Purple Henna

68. Red Hot Chili Peppers Give Me Gas

69. If this is a one hit wonder, we could call them The Flatliners.

70. R.E.O. Hearsewagon

71. Eminenema

72. The Heineydrippers

73. D.O.A. Hearsewagon

74. The Dead Crows

75. Night Tinkler

76. The Early Birds

77. Adam Antacid

78. Heart Attack

79. The Infirm

80. Pick one. Death is not an option.
    – listening to this
    or
    – listening to Yoko Ono

81. Eric Clap-on Clap-off

82. Growth Brooks

83. Earth, Winded & Tired

84. Nine Inch Nebulizer

85. Oldele

86. Ozzy Toecorns

87. Megabath

88. Linkin Park Avenue

89. Oxygen Air Supply

90. Sitz Bathory

91. MJA, looks like we arrived late but still kickin’ ass!

92. Meshugger

93. Let’s meet for drinks and a massage later 🙂

94. I can’t stop laughing at Earth Winded and Tired. 😀

95. Rolling Gallstones

96. Three Drain It Night

97. Public Enema

98. Reba Back Is Tired

99. Sending back the black eyed peas

100. Stings

101. I can’t have salt n pepa

102. The Sugar-free gang

103. I fell down productions

104. the WHAT?

105. Fleet Enema Mack

106. The Bores

107. Urethra Fragile

108. My Chemical Imbalance

109. Whitie

110. Bowling for Broth

111. The Cure

112. The All-organ rejects

113. Talking Prunes

114. Coldfeet

115. The Bland

116. Deep Purple Varicose Veins

117. Meat Loaf Special

118. Grand Funk Wheelchair

119. Gawd-amighty, that’ll make yer ears squint!

120. Iron Deficient

121. The Rolling Gall Stones

122. Runs? CVS

123. Midnight Oil Lamp

124. ZZ Nap

125. Earth Wind & Fibre.

126. Mott The … Who?

127. The Fallen Archies.

128. Oldy Juan and the Kenobe’s

129. The Liver Spots

130. The Too Spicy Girls.

131. Not Quite Dead Can Dance

132. The Carsick

133. Close The Damn Doors

134. The Moobie Brothers.

135. Halitosis and Oaths

136. The What?

137. Death Cab For Granny.

138. Orthopedic maneuvers in the dark

139. Niel Not So Young

140. Thought Raveling Wilburys

141. Big Bladder and the Holding Company

142. Geriatric Pacemakers.

143. Absorbent Undergarment and Nico

144. Wall of Doodoo

145. Convalescense.

146. Three Pee Night.

147. Trotsky Ice Picking his ears

148. Rage against the vending machine

149. Bland Faith

150. Blue Pill Cheer.

151. Meds Atomic Dustbin.

152. Pill Tuesday.

153. Death Bed Confessional.

154. Oingo Bingo.

155. The Flopping Heads

     …big hit:
     Burning Down the Hospice House

156. Iron Poor Maiden.

157. Poi Dad Pondering

158. Heave-Ho

     …bit hit:
     Are We Not Dead?

159. The Grateful I’m Not Dead

160. Stone Pimple Toilets.

161. Bones Drugs & Hominy.

162. New Colonic Six.

163. Dr. John the Night Dripper

164. The Prep H Tubes.

165. Leakin Park.

166. The Early Byrds.

167. Bed Pan-tera.

168. System Of A Down And I Can’t Get Up.

169. Kreamed Korn.

170. Deep Purple Hernia

171. Wheezer

172. Charles Haughtry and the Deaf-Aids
     (Singing, Doris Gets Her Oats… huh, huh, huh)

173. Tom Petty & The Pacemakers

174. Life Alert and the Tijuana Gas

175. 98 Special

176. All the good ones, and the ones I could think of, are already taken. Sux to get here late.

177. Ok, you guys missed one:

     SRV & Double Bypass

     You could go triple on that one too (SRV & Triple Threat).

     🙂