See, my first thought was, “what virus-ridden dirty finger-nailed migrant worker did they get to peel my orange? No thanks.”
But I don’t think like a prog. I’m a mean Neanderthal.
This was their problem —>
Ahhhhhhhhh… plastics.
You see, if I knew these were peeled by machine, I’d prefer these. I hate peeling oranges.
In fact, I hate oranges.
I love orange juice and anything flavored orange. But eating the fruit sucks. It’s too stringy. Tangerines are worse.
Oh, Whole Foods took them off the shelf. You see, they don’t think like progs, they just snap to whatever the progs say.
A-hole foods…
Aren’t these the same assholes that buy expensive coffee that has been shat through a monkey?
Hey, you have to find a way to charge $17.99 a pound.
$15 an hour requires genius peeling abilities developed at Harvard.
OK. When I go to Whole Foods, I almost without fail, will have to face the ogling gauntlet of rich lefty lesbians with their graying hair dressed in high end hiking gear from REI and those expensive hipster glasses- because my short hair is a “trigger” I guess.
Eewwww!!!!
Mr. Illustr8r is endlessly amused by this.
A simple economic fact is that these pre-peeled oranges would not exist if there was not some delicate fucking snowflake out there willing to cough up the cash to pay for it.
As a corollary, there are plenty of snowflakes out there that are so delicate they have no fucking clue how to peel their own orange.
And they all vote.
There are only a couple of legitimate uses for oranges… fresh pressed for mimosas or screwdrivers. All else is a waste.
Although I am a heterosexual male with lesbian tendencies I will likely ogle you too illustr8r, whilst shopping for fresh agave syrup.
🙂
Kind of sums up big government doesn’t it?
Hum, hand pealed. Almost as clean as free range horse sheiit eating chickens.
I prefer my salmonella fresh squeezed…
illustr8r, just grow your hair out and drive around with a Trump/Cruz 2016 sticker on your Jeep Wrangler, lesbos will leave you alone…
@Loco Its the weirdest thing and it never happens to me at Fred Meyer or QFC. Again, eewwwww!!!
It was a financial decision to carry them, and a financial decision to stop. WF knows that they are raking in money based on emotional appeal. And WF had one of the best health care plans in the country, not sure how it is since 0bamacare.
Side note, I completely agree Fur – love orange juice, hate eating oranges because of the membrane. Also, when I bought OJ yesterday the choices were no pulp, massive pulp, and normal pulp but with calcium (which to me ruins the taste). So just normal was not available. Grrrrr. I decided on massive pulp, the top of the bottle was plugged with pulp.
And they are all driving Foresters huh Illustr8tr?
Lol. I live there too but they hate me.
Just get used to the Spanish:
jugo de naranja
Wouldn’t want them like that anyway..I shave off just the orange skin part and retain the white which has different nutrient content then the meaty part.
I would definitely eat those oranges, but only after I washed them just like I wash all my fruits and veggies from the store.
I like oranges but I can’t eat them or drink the juice. We used to grow them along with a lot of other fruit trees.
When the SHTF, it’s good to know that progressives will be too stupid to find my garden. Last thing I want is lead and the blood of progressives contaminating my food.
Why am I the only one here that’s thinking this looks like a damn fine idea?
If it doesn’t cost too much.
I’d eat oranges all day if I didn’t have to go to all the trouble of peeling them.
Hey Bud, those Halo Mandarin Oranges are sweet, seedless and easy to peel.
Thanks for the hot tip ‘Crazy Anglo Cracker’!
Will seek them out.
super funny & irksome BFH .. juss love it !!
Bud– SAM’s has Mandarin oranges. They come in little crates
I read about this elsewhere. Apparently the peeled oranges were very popular with seniors who had arthritis in their fingers.
Pre peeled oranges, pre peeled hard boiled eggs and lots of snooty hipsters, smelly hippies and withered old hags in spandex gym gear is why I quit going. Oh yeah, the “halal” crapola too.
(to stock boy), “excuse me, can you tell me where the pre-chewed items are”?
The best thing about peeling oranges is how well they clean yer fingernails and leave them smelling nice!
Other than that cut ’em and press ’em for the juice.
Or get a Squeeter.
https://ewspider.wordpress.com/2011/07/20/squeeters-got-one-get-one/
I knew at least one lesbian who drove a black Jeep Wrangler and even had a peace sign on the door.
She had beautiful long hair too, she was quite a gal.
Last time I ate an orange was when I was a kid.
I’d cut them into six pieces, insert a cut piece, skin and all, into my mouth in such a way as to look like orange teeth and go bug my sister. THEN I’d finish the bite, chuck the peel, spit the pits and do another cut section with her.
Doesn’t affect me because I don’t like oranges at all.
Well…that’s not entirely true.
I like them in Grand Marnier or Triple Sec, on the rocks.
LOL Daryle:
“Yes, yogurt is on the back refrigerator aisle.”
True story (even if somewhat off topic):
One of the guys brought a bag of grapefruit to work and handed them out around the table. One of the guys (a negro, but that’s not germane to the story) asked: “What do you do with it?”
Butch said “Peel it and eat it.”
The guy asked “How?”
The guy had never, seriously, seen a grapefruit.
Orange peel flame thrower:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DtoMr8CRxw
Impress your friends!
Jethro, I like the ‘impress your friends’ part he puts at the end of his paragraph, like he’s selling magic tricks from the back of a comic book.
I always heard that the CEO of “Whole-Paycheck” was libertarian and not an Obama taint-licker.
WF is not good for me, I only eat inorganic food.
a Hole Foods is coming soon here to Mandeville LA. I plan on making their precious snowflake lives miserable by asking Customer Service why there is no Miller High Life or PBR in the walk-in beer cooler, why there are no grits for sale, why there is no Soylent Green brand tofu.
I reckon I can get really creative with my requests.