Moonbattery: Patriotic children’s author Amelia Hamilton has produced happier versions of classic fairy tales by introducing the defensive use of firearms. From Little Red Riding Hood (Has a Gun):
Taking Grandmother by surprise, the wolf easily pushed past her and into her cottage. Grandmother turned so she was face-to-face with the wolf inside her cottage.
“What big eyes you have,” Grandma gasped as she backed away.
“The better to see you with,” replied the wolf.
“What big ears you have,” She turned, with her back to the door.
“The better to hear you with,” the wolf said, coming ever closer.
“What big teeth you have!” Grandma said, as his fierce jaws came near.
“The better to eat you with!” the wolf threatened.
The wolf leaned in, jaws open wide, then stopped suddenly. Those big ears heard the unmistakable sound of a shotgun’s safety being clicked off. Those big eyes looked down and saw that grandma had a scattergun aimed right at him. He realized that Grandmother hadn’t been backing away from him; she had been moving towards her shotgun to protect herself and her home.
Characteristically, moonbats responded by plunging down the rabbit hole: MORE
I would have enjoyed the video if they had Hillary playing the part of Alice. I love stories with a happy ending!
I thought it was a PSA warning against consorting with well-dressed talking rabbits who may have mind control powers. My bad.
The poor kid was faced with a difficult choice.
Drink the progressive Kool-Aid on the table, or blow her brains out?
I thought it was all about the Jefferson Airplane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WANNqr-vcx0
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Really! With all the other toys and distractions in that room, Alice just HAS to home in and find the ONE cubby with a gun. Fantasize much, Brady Bunch?
I always knew that Alice would end up smoking a .44.
Yeah, well, I haven’t actually seen any talking rabbits since I got hold of that Brown Acid, way back when …
But bunnies are generally cute – blue bunnies – red bunnies – yellow bunnies – green bunnies – I like to hold em, and squeeze em, and pet em …
Joey B,
“Love them, and squeeze them, and hug them, and pet them, and call their name George.”