WaTimes: Kim Jong-un is apparently the squarest tyrant (with the literally-squarest haircut).
In an edict straight from a 1950s anti-Elvis cautionary-tale movie (or maybe “Footloose”), the North Korean regime is reportedly expanding its campaign against Western decadence in the poverty-stricken nation to — jeans and piercings.
According to Japan’s Asia Press, the reclusive Communist dictatorship plans a broad fashion crackdown ahead of the 7th Congress of its Workers Party, fearing contamination of its Juche-militant society.
his rocket failed, he has to take it out on someone
You really mean his wocket has failed.
I thought Un was in favor of piercings, especially when the piercee was a potential rival and the piercing was done with anti-aircraft artillery or starving guard dog teeth.
…make that “anti-aycwaft ahtiwewy”
yeah and I bet Kimmy Jr has rows of slim-leg levis sized 60 x 20 inch studded and spangled in his closets…also bet he has all 4 nipples on his moobs peirced with enough hardward to pull them down to his fat waist…such a saturday night demi(dog)…
Socialists understand subtle influences …
like mold
mildew
termites
low-grade infections
rot …
We don’t.
izlamo delenda est …
@Tim – and rust. Don’t forget rust.
Damn!
Thanks, Al – I DID forget rust!
And rust never sleeps!
izlamo delenda est …
socializmo delenda est …