Kimmel went on an impassioned rant tonight saying that more than 97% of climate scientists agree that the earth is substantially warming and humans are the cause.
What a mongo.
He shows a video and says that if you don’t agree that “something must be done” after watching, then he hopes you are last to get a snorkel when we’re all underwater.
Here’s the entire barf-inducing segment (including the obligatory foul-mouthed child used as a prop.)—-> video after the read more.
I am disgusted with myself.
I used to like this guy.
I used to laugh at this guy.
What a total lying liberal sack of shit.
I’ll tell you what 100% of scientist agree upon:
Jimmy Kimmel has Obama’s balls jammed as far as they can get down a human’s throat.
BTW, where is this excess water that is going to overtake the land on earth coming from?
Mars?
The moon?
I watched the whole thing.
Wow! What edgy comedy, “scientists” saying “fuck.”
I almost laughed out loud.
And the kicker, a child uttering “fuck.”
Yep, never been done before!
Instant classic.
My favorite part is where Jimmy say’s that every year is warmer than the last.
Would be interesting but so easily provable to be total bullshit.
The only thing man-made is the diarrhea coming out of your mouth, Jimmy.
Why say something everyone knows to be false?
Of course the low IQ seals in the audience lapped it up.
Granted, most of them would call the cops if anyone tried to pay them with two-dollar bills.
And their solution is always greater government control, increasing energy costs, and the fantasy of solar power without the environmental reality. Scientific solutions? Nowhere near it, just control solutions that do nothing to solve the supposed problem.
“I’m Alex Hall. I’m a climate scientist. I’m not fucking with you but I will be fucking all you males you up the ass if you let me and that’s a scientific fact.”
Like minded morons actually listening to these liberal Hollywood sh*t balloons is in large part responsible for what’s turning our country into sea of welfare degenerates.
Whether Scientists agree or not, that’s just a simple fact.
The scientists shown in the segment were chosen because their fields of study include specifically finding causes of man made global warming; they can’t get their title without recognizing what has been spoon fed. Consider where the studies begin and end: on Earth.
They did touch on the real reason right before the scientists talked and it included no words: a view of Earth from space.
Let me get some information from a space weather scientist who knows a thing or two about our sun and most importantly our rapidly degrading magnetosphere. You know why these scientists aren’t on the show? Because they are the 3% that know, or in Kimmel’s words, a smarter version of the rest of the scientists.
Sara Palin is an idiot, but the guy from “The Man Show” is a genius? I am done with Jimmy Kimmel. Let’s not forget that he was at one time married to that witch Sara Silverman.
I did not believe any of this bullshit until the guy with the lisp (who is smarter than we are) told me he was a climate thyientist and he is not fucking with me. Now I know better.
Does anybody know of a good snorkel store?
On the other hand: Problems that don’t exist are easier to solve.
Jimmy who?
What these doomsday nimrods fail to understand is that I don’t give a shit what the weather might be like five hundred years after I’m dead.
Welcome to Fartknocker Hollywood.
Fuck Kimmel. He’s not funny.
Let the commercial sponsors know it.
Jimmy Kimmel sucks the sweat off dead mens balls!
to hell with James Kibble
the ONLY funny thing he has ever done was 16 years ago when he and Adam Corolla had The Man Show on Comedy Central. Before the Filthy Moslem Savage terrorist atrocities on 9/11/2001, he and Corolla did a scene where they dressed up in airline pilot uniforms, went to an airport and got shitblind drunk at the airport bar. Laughed. My. Ass. Off.
Of course, it was Corolla’s idea.
If Kibble ever had an original idea and a cold drink of water at the same time, it would kill him dead.