GLENN BECK in Distress, Warns Indiana: Don’t Screw This Up – ‘I’ll Be on Suicide Watch.’
But Glenn expects Indiana to do the right thing after he said this–
“Tell me another time in our nation’s history that you have witnessed where Indiana matters.”
Oochie Mcgoochie. That probably just didn’t come out right, no?
ht/ Jerry Manderin
OMG! Beck is, maybe, going to answer the prayers of the Trumpeters when he wins Indiana.
😉
He told me to fast and my prayers would be answered….maybe he’ll get this one right….see ya Glen…
“Suicide Watch”. Dude, nobody will watch, nobody cares. Just don’t make it messy. Nobody wants to clean up after your dumb ass.
Yo, Glenn …
hyperbole much?
Calm the fuck down and don’t be such a drama queen …
izlamo delenda est …
How Christian of you Beck…ya coward!
You’re a daisy if you do…
Maybe he can OD on Cheetos.
Yet ANOTHER reason to vote for Trump today!
Glen Beck will be on suicide watch?
Cher will move to Jupiter?
These people are cruel for teasing us.
The fool is a religious zealot who got conned by a phony Christian
Well at least John Boehner will be happy if Trump wins Indiana
Note to Cruz.
If you lose this year, learn from your mistake.
Don’t let your surrogate take the Lord’s name in vain.
I know that I’m not as learned as many of our readers on iOTW when it comes to Christian theology, but I do know that it is a sin to imply that Jesus is rooting for Cruz and if you don’t vote for Cruz Jesus will be unhappy.
I hope he sets up a camera and plays “Gotterdamerung” as he kicks the chair out from under himself! Maybe multiple cameras!
Hey Beck, why put it off…Do it now for the RATINGS!
Suicide watch? Not me. But I’ll pay good money to watch the PPV.
And Just Sayin’,
I think Beck would be over the top no matter WHAT religion he joined. So please don’t be dissin’ on the Mormons. Thanks.
First suicide in the fake oval office?
Tell me, what personality disorder requires a studio replica of the oval office?
You know, the argument can be made that Jesus is a Trump supporter. After all, Trump is smarter, richer and has more popular votes than Cruz but spent a whole lot less money. Trump carried the evangelical vote nicely.
Seems like God is trying to tell Beck something.
“I cannot say whose side God is on …
but I truly do hope that we’re on His!”
(Dead White Dude)
izlamo delenda est …
FUR, that would apply to Rafael too. He’s even worse.
One of the best Gary Larson cartoons ever – God at keyboard with finger on “smite” button.
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/180214422562703788/
Beck is ready for the rubber room. What a kook!
Talk about your incentive to vote Trump!
Cruz’s biggest error is Beck. Probably second bigger at is Fiorina. So sad to watch a dream go bad. Cruz’s campaign has been derailed by these choices, which have drowned him.
Pageturner – I also like the meme that says, “I love you more today than yesterday. Yesterday you really pissed me off.”
Suicide? Nah, drama queen watch.
Like Mother like Son.
Did you see how the CruzBots will react to the results later tonight gang?
http://imagizer.imageshack.us/a/img921/3885/6LaicC.gif
Call off the watch detail.
Give him back his shoe laces and belt.
Give him a straight razor to shave his stubble.
Check in on him every 48 hours
TO Just Al
Naaaah. Better a bit from “die Walküre”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AlEvy0fJto
…………
Glenn, if you listen really closely, you will hear the sound of absolutely no one caring whatsoever.
Ted Cruz himself may not be far behind,
judging by his recent rant:
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-05-03/ted-cruz-explodes-epic-anti-trump-rant-he-utterly-amoral-narcissist-serial-philander
Feed Beck mega doses of aspirin, full strength, to help his headache and prevent premature clotting when he cuts his throat…
Can’t argue with that Czar. A few weeks ago we took my eldest daughter and her eldest son (about the graduate high school) to hear the Dallas Symphony perform excerpts from Die Walkure.
First trip for all of us to the symphony, but it won’t be the last.
@Czar – Cruz could have been talking about no less than 530 elected politicians in DC and one ex-president (including himself according to National Enquirer).
Yawn.
This is funny.
https://twitter.com/Morning_Joe/status/727442753689292800
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Dear Glen:
Please wait until you cast a ballot against Hillary in November before taking the final plunge. We are not Democrats, and require votes from actual living persons. But after voting, exercise whatever freedom of choice you believe appropriate.
Concerned Citizens
Hey Moe Tom,
Here is your KY Derby pick:
https://www.kentuckyderby.com/horses/mo-tom
The fool is a religious zealot who got conned by a phony Christian
And Just Sayin’,
I think Beck would be over the top no matter WHAT religion he joined. So please don’t be dissin’ on the Mormons. Thanks.
Where did it mention Mormons?
I think you read what you wanted to read
l’ve never wanted Donald Trump to win a state so badly.
Just Sayin, Glen Beck is a member of the LDS. So is Romney who’s been a real pain. However I’m thinking religion has nothing to do with what’s going on with these two.
Does Beck have family?
I think it’s time they had an intervention and got him some professional help.
He’s off his stick.
@ LBS. Great tip. Worth a wager. I will be watching.
norman einstein – I’m with you on that.
That’s what family is for.
Moetom, they draw post positions tomorrow.
He is listed at #20 of the top 20 earning three year olds.
Just barely made it in the field of twenty horses.
Of course nothing is certain until Saturday.
Is Beck still breathing? Did Cruz suspend his campaigh?
I never understood suicide. I told my doctor (who is a relative) I’m not suicidal, I’m
Homicidal. I’m going after the people that have pissed me off my whole life.