Oh jeez, you should see the dumb ass signs and safety percautions on CNC machinery. The signs are bad enough, but most of the saftey precautions need to be defeated to even run the machine. So you can guess who’s liable if there’s ever a wreck where some one gets hurt.
I find it comforting to know cats milk doesn’t come from pussies. I mean pussy cats.
Lactase is an enzyme produced by many organisms. It is located in the brush border of the small intestine of humans and other mammals. Lactase is essential to the complete digestion of whole milk; it breaks down lactose, a sugar which gives milk its sweetness
Some cats get sick from lactose
They must have gotten a bunch of ‘silly’ questions over and over again so they decided a sign was the way to go. Can’t say I blame them.
Progressives are why we have these signs
You mean for the ones who can read @Irish?
Where does one buy a cat milking machine?
Good question, JFK. You check that out, and I’ll go look for the soy bean milkers.
The really sad thing is that a sign means that probably, at least one dummy did whatever the warning is about.
Most horrifying one to me is the sign in front of the confirms.
Or the ‘not an exit’ sign on the store’s CLEAR refrigerator door.
So now I suppose tigers aren’t milked to make Tiger Cheese Wedges? Who’da thunk
What, baby oil doesn’t come from babies?
The tag on my pillow says ‘Do Not Iron’. Who the hell irons a pillow?
Oh jeez, you should see the dumb ass signs and safety percautions on CNC machinery. The signs are bad enough, but most of the saftey precautions need to be defeated to even run the machine. So you can guess who’s liable if there’s ever a wreck where some one gets hurt.
I find it comforting to know cats milk doesn’t come from pussies. I mean pussy cats.
The perfect sign.
https://instagram.com/p/BFfZ3o8Nufb/
So cow milk does not come from cows, good to know.
When someone says they are laughing their ass off, does their ass come off?
I once got a sleeve of golf balls with the with the warning: “Do not Bite.” I swear, I think it was Maxfi,, can’t be sure. I wish I had kept it.
Take old golf balls to the range. They are really fun to blow apart.
Ingredients: Milk, Water, Nonfat Dry Milk, Malt Extract, Trisodium Phosphate, Hydrogenated Vegetable Oil, Guar Gum, Corn Syrup Solids, Lactase, Taurine, Carrageenan, Sodium Caseinate, Mono and Diglycerides, Dextrose
Lactase is an enzyme produced by many organisms. It is located in the brush border of the small intestine of humans and other mammals. Lactase is essential to the complete digestion of whole milk; it breaks down lactose, a sugar which gives milk its sweetness
Some cats get sick from lactose
They must have gotten a bunch of ‘silly’ questions over and over again so they decided a sign was the way to go. Can’t say I blame them.
Progressives are why we have these signs
You mean for the ones who can read @Irish?
Where does one buy a cat milking machine?
Good question, JFK. You check that out, and I’ll go look for the soy bean milkers.
The really sad thing is that a sign means that probably, at least one dummy did whatever the warning is about.
Most horrifying one to me is the sign in front of the confirms.
Or the ‘not an exit’ sign on the store’s CLEAR refrigerator door.
So now I suppose tigers aren’t milked to make Tiger Cheese Wedges? Who’da thunk
What, baby oil doesn’t come from babies?
The tag on my pillow says ‘Do Not Iron’. Who the hell irons a pillow?