If you never seen a full body pic of Loretta Lynch before….

49 Comments on If you never seen a full body pic of Loretta Lynch before….

1. Man, the lady looks like a giant pig. Maybe they didn’t want to scare the muzzies by showing her!

2. That’s an easy spare to pick up…

3. thx fur

4. The Cincinnati Zoo called…

5. From what Ive seen she fits Bills M.O.

6. With your high heel shoes and your low neck sweater, get back home Loretta. Get back…

7. My lord woman, get a pants suit on!!!!!

8. ^
   Posted too soon.

   He hit it on that plane.

9. Hillary’s Black Body Double – Black Cankles

10. Chicken and waffles

11. this is why moo moo’s were created.

12. With those little dainty feet I bet she just glides across the dance floor.
    It’s a Friday Funny.

13. It must be a cold day in Hell. I just found myself wishing she had on a burka.

14. #BlackCanklesMatter.

    AND WE HAVE A WINNER FOR FUTURE SELECTION OF VP FOR HELLERY!!! A MATCH MADE IN HELL!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. . . . .. .

    Thanks, I needed that laughter. Lifted me out of my foul mood after the sKerry debacle.

15. Ms Lynch,
    Omar The Tent Maker called, your new hijab is ready.

16. When they showed her ginormous ass from the side some weeks ago the Press quickly scrubbed the footage and showed her from the front, and they hid the feed bag as well.

17. The only other full body of Ms Lynch I ever want to see, is her floating in the air, per the past tense action of her namesake.

18. She is just growing into the new job.

19. Get back home Loretta.

20. Good Lord, it looks like she is making bread in those shoes. Speaking of her shoes, they started out as 4 inch stilettos until she walked in them.

21. Lipstick on a pig.

22. So… we haven’t seen Eric Holder because she ate him

23. Ultra canklesaurus.

24. https://chrismuir1.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/flying-pig.png

25. Can you imagine walking a mile in her shoes?

26. Gruberment largesse been berry berry good to her

27. Freddie King – Big Legged Woman

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXXkD7Dvq_E

28. You can just imagine the smell, eh?

29. I think it’s very inclusive and special that Bill Clinton appointed a black dwarf.

30. Her plane got off the ground?

31. Found the hidden Black Matter in the universe!

32. I THINK THE SECRET SERVICE GUY IS CRYPTICALLY SAYING “CHECK OUT THOSE CANKLES!”

33. Paul Bunyan would be tempted to take an ax to those Sequoias.
    Damn, where did Bill find that growler back in 1999?

34. Who’s carrying her purse?

35. Looks painful to be her …

    izlamo delenda est …

36. What brand of shoes is she wearing? Look at the poor dears struggling to hold together!

37. L, XL, XXL, XXXL, AND OMGICAM (OH MY GOD IT’S COMING AT ME).

38. I carry small satisfaction in that she is uncomfortable anywhere outside free float in the Great Salt Lake and aboard the space station.
    She has to wear skirts, an inseam wouldn’t last through the day.
    She suffers everyday because food is her poison.
    How ’bout a big ol’ tub of Chunky Monkey Loretta?

39. So, she’s Mooch’s dietary consultant?

40. Bubbling brown sugar.

41. Hey, guys – you should cut her some slack. After all, it couldn’t have been easy to find a woman of her caliber…

    😇

42. Caliber? Hell, those legs are assault weapons.

43. Okay, from now on she’ll be “Sausage Legs” Lynch.

    I had only seen photos of her from the waist up. No idea she was such a hot-air balloon.

44. Moslems call her the Burka Stretcher

45. Elephantitus.

    https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8c/Elephantitus.jpg

46. Congestive heart failure or kidney problems perhaps?

47. Mashed potatoes and gravy problems, perhaps?

48. WHOOOOO LET THE PIG OWWWWWT?
    OINK! OINK! OINK! OINK!

49. Wrong color. The fire dept usually paints those things red or yellow.