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Contest: You are Competing For a Keith Sullivan Safety Whistle

Friday, 1 July 2016, 19:26 BFH Uncategorized 148

The whistles, and its postage and handling are courtesy of Menderman.

We’re going to play “guess what I am thinking of?”

I can be thinking of ANYTHING:  movie, actor, food, car part, noun, etc.

Ask questions in the comments. You can ask as many as you want, but only one question per comment. I will cut and paste the questions as I see them and provide the YES or NO answer (so, please only ask questions that can be answered with a yes or no.)

You can offer a guess at any time. You can use other people’s questions to form your guess. (In other words, you can lurk and simply guess when you think you know the answer.)
First correct guess in the comments wins.

148 Comments on Contest: You are Competing For a Keith Sullivan Safety Whistle

  10. Smaller then a bread box … so it isn’t swimming with Taylor Swift in a castle moat and checking out all the different weeds and fishes while talking to her about pickle and pimento loaf w/American cheese sandwiches and how they keep you up at night when you eat them too late in the evening? Well, maybe its just me that thinks of stuff like that.

  28. Smaller then a bread box … so it isn’t swimming with Taylor Swift in a castle moat and checking out all the different weeds and fishes while talking to her about pickle and pimento loaf w/American cheese sandwiches and how they keep you up at night when you eat them too late in the evening?

    What’s your address. You win. Not the whistle.

  78. A spoon
    You can wear a spoon, its really small, no tools or power, beenaround forever, not alive, manufactured, smaller than a bread box and not a 1926 Martin Ukulele.

  90. Are you burning a koran?
    No

    is it found in a bathroom?
    Sometimes, but not designed for it.

    Did we define if is it classified as Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?

    Man made

  107. A p-38 military-style can opener? no

    A gerbil? no

    Do you have to touch it with it anything for it to function as designed? To function as designed you use it with something else, yes.

  119. Dryer sheets!

    WHAT THE FRIG???

    Yes. It is a dryer sheet.

    Congratulations.
    Stick your whistle where it will make a weird sound.
    Mail your address to my email address.

  130. LOOK ABOVE. WE HAVE A WINNER!!!

    We’re going to have another contest tonight.
    I have to move these whistles.

    Look for a contest by 9PM.

    Gotta think of a movie or TV or song one.

  132. Vietvet said dryer lint.

    Dryer sheets are those things you put in the dryer to make your clothes less staticky, smell nice, etc.
    I realized today I never bought them in my life.

  134. Petrus…
    WHAT?????

    Send in your address to my email.
    I’ll get you a whistle for July 4th.

    I hope I didn’t send and it got lost.
    I’ll know when I see the address.

  144. It’s a vodka martini on the rocks, with three olives. There. Now that hit the spot! I already got my whistle. It’s hanging next to Saint Christopher on my rear view mirror.

  145. @willysgoatgruff: Of course I collect dryer lint. When I get enough to fill several bags, I take it down to the Recycle Center where they mold it, flatten it, perfume it, and reprocess it back into dryer sheets. Where did you think those dryer sheets came from, anyway – thin air?

    It’s the Circle of Life, man.

    (cue the Disney music from The Lion King)

    😇

  148. @Moe Tom: I’d be curious to know just how much dryer lint Al Gore has as insulation in his mansion. I think I already know the answer, though.

    P.S. – Can you imagine what would happen to that lint “insulation” in a house fire…?

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