Winner Will Receive a Keith Sullivan Memorial Whistle. I will judge. Ends 3 PM Sunday et.
This is the contest. Rearrange the letters in one word of a movie or a TV show and then give a short synopsis.
Batman Begins –> Batman Binges: Robin gives Batman a Blu-Ray of Game of Thrones. While he binge watches, the Joker takes over Gotham City.
To Kill a Mockingbird –> To Kill a Mr. Bingo Dick: A senior citizen tries to kill a lawyer’s grandkids because he helped a black guy win at Bingo.
Seinfeld —-> Snide Elf: a wise-cracking upper-west side elf and his 3 colorful friends participate in a show about nothing.
Gran Tercel…old widow lady spots grasshoppers on her lawn and yells at them…”GET OFF MY LAWN”…
The Good, the Dab, and the Ugly….Cam Newton fires blanks in his historic loss to the Denver Broncos…
willys already got it wrong.
Fur scolding in 3..2..1
The Lubes Brothers….small time hustlers open a shop to change your oil and grease your bearings and perks…
zerks…
I already scolded me self…thank you very much LBS….
NSA LIE
(Aliens)
Government agents go to Mexico under the guise of diversity and import a race of killers that take down a peaceful colony.
Gilligan’s Thighland
Chubby Chaser Gilligan runs a tropical resort for plus sized ladies
The Hills have Pies
Mutants can have bake sales too
The Ghost and Mrs. Clinton
Vince Foster will just not let it go and move on
Get Marts – 86 and 99 battle KAOS as they infiltrate the nation’s Walmarts disguised as weird looking customers.
Two Snakes on a plane
AG and former Prezzy get down to beezy
My Cousin Yenniv….Two friends are crossing the Russian frontier and are accused of killing a tzar. Their only hope is one of their cousins who just passed the 2nd grade…
Harold and Kumar shoot up a White Castle
Lovable zany terrorist wannabes botch another terrorist attack
Black UN Days
A despised president retires to run the United Nations to put the final nail in the coffin of a once great country.
Wife of Pi
Hapless Indian has annoying woman accompany him on boat ride
My Favorite Iran Mat – Obama tours the mosques of Iran sharing funny anecdotes of suicide bombers and severed heads.
Lord of the Pies
Culinary students stranded on a dessert island.
A SJW
A community organizer turned social justice warrior is hoisted with his own petard.
50 shades of Gay
Any show on Home and Garden Network
“Dial M for Redrum”….. Secret Service agent exposes the true story of Hillary Clinton’s schizoid performance and drinking problem as Sec. of State.
To Thir with love
Mike Tyson becomes a teacher
Splendor in the Ass
Period piece parody porn
Gilligan’s And Lis – Gilligan meets a hot island girl, and they turn the island into a weird reality show in an attempt to steal the Howell’s money.
The Dog Father….A pack of Italian greyhounds start a crime family in New York and are always looking for Fredo, but Fredo couldn’t swim cuz he was shot in the head…
Divorce Court = Divorce Corpse
Show about a typical moderate muslim family in which the women are veiled and the men shower them with gifts of stone and acid.
Ghost Dusters
Afterlife cleaning services
Re-Bitched,
Darren’s ex moves in
X-Men…. XY males have their Y chromosomes removed and join the US military…..
This Gorilla’s really pissed
Zany wildlife adventures
Valley of the Paul’s
Men who take pills
The Pretty Good Gatsby
He an alright guy film
Citizen Akne…Fat Actor guy has a problem with zits and runs around yelling “ROSEBUD”….
Bodie Gillis – Dobie and Maynard turn gunslingers and terrorize the West with bank robberies and bad Beat poetry.
YOU CAN’T WIN IF YOU DON’T READ AND FOLLOW THE RULES.
***Rearrange*** one word of a title, not replace.
He Bachelor Fart – the family tries to survive Dad’s new obsession with Mexican food.
In the Peat of the Night
Bog victims tell their gruesome tales
ROTH
The Crown Prince of Asgard, who is exiled from his homeland to Earth. While there, he forms a relationship with Jane Foster, a retirement planner.
Edward Ditherhands
He gets nothing done, again
Harry Begat Sally
Trans-man has baby
Schindlers Lisp
Ww2 lovestory of gay man and unsuspecting jewish refugees
Porn on the fourth of July
I told you to knock first
In the Hate of the Night.
What Baltimore cop fatally shoots dindunuffin’ Obamason.
Uh oh.
Earth Girls are greasy
Martians discover make up and hair gel tastes awful
003 – James Bond goes undercover at a Greek resort for men.
Top Tit Ace Junction – Uncle Joe brings shame to the Shady Rest when he turns it into a strip club with nightly wet T shirt contests.
mutiny on the booty
obama wedding night
Hanes….cowboy flick where a stranger rides into the ranch only wearing tighty whities. befriends a young lad and then the dog dies at the end…
The Roquefort files
Cheese detective fights food imposters
Manila House:
A group of drunken coeds decide to answer an ad for envelope stuffing hoping to make thousands a week!
Schindler’s Slit (porno film)
Surprise…..Schindler was born female but now “identifies” as a man.
Burl Harbor
Burl Ives takes umbrage at being invaded
The Tilt Whig Zone – a show about 18th century politicians that are really bad pinball players.
The Silence of the Blams….Silencers are put on all guns and nobody can hear them. Then they eat a leg of lamb. Herb crusted, mint jelly….chased down with a provocative Petit Sirah….
The Rad Wiz of Oz – Girl does a half-pike on a skateboard and goes over the rainbow. Tony Hawk helps her get home.
Ol’ Clamm In The Middle – Hillary stars in this show set in a rest home twenty years in the future where she still can’t stay out of trouble.
The black slit:
An FBI profiler named Red refuses to wear anything but sexy black dresses
“Reservoir Gods”…A Micheal Moore documentary about the brave men and women who fight Global Warming to insure a plentiful water supply for the nation’s golf courses.
Dude, where’s my arc?
The story of two basketball players that wake up after a night of partying and can no longer sink a basket.
The Drab-Y Bunch – a show about a big family that are bad dressers that bore everyone they meet.
Around The World On Eighty Million Dollars
Freeloadin president brings his wookie and their demon spawn Sasquatch and Malaria on a globe trotting spending spree to spend as much of hard earned taxpayer’s money as possible.
S*H*A*M* – a show about Obama’s new transgender military.
YOU CAN’T WIN IF YOU DON’T READ AND FOLLOW THE RULES.
***Rearrange*** one word of a title, not replace.
YOU CAN’T WIN IF YOU DON’T READ AND FOLLOW THE RULES.
***Rearrange*** one word of a title, not replace!
Spark and recreation
A happy go lucky arsonist works at the local county park.
Rats Trek – the Klingons finally wrest the galaxy from the Federation and chaos ensues.
True Trig…Rooster Cogburn goes into the future and befriends Roy Rodgers horse, so much so that he can shorten the horses name…
The walking Ad Ed.
Adult zombies pursue their high school diplomas.
A Car Tester Named Desire – No one will be seated during the scene where Stanley yells out, “TESLA!!!! TESLA!!!”
I love these contests, but I am so tired my re-arranger is not working. Good night!
Pretty little lairs:
Join batman and robin as they give vintage superhero hangouts a modern flair!
The Fail In My All – Barry and The Moose share an old house in Queens, sitting around and talking trash about white people.
Iron Nam. A soldier in Viet Nam injured by a bomb, crawls into a cave to recover and build a super suit which he uses to fight the Viet Cong.
Planet of the Peas: Astronauts on a mission go off course and crash on a planet where giant spherical vegetables rule the planet and have enslaved humans.
South Krap – a bunch of snarky kids run a sewage plant in the Rockies.
Gofar….two small town criminals kidnap a bearded goat that is wealthy and the pregnant sheriff must find them before they get to Gofar ND….and then they chip some tree limbs for sport because there’s no cable in Gofar North Dakota….
Skid In The Hall – fun times in a gay Canadian frat house.
Nicer Shit (Christine)
The story of a vintage automobile possessed by supernatural forces. The car has a fixation for fine excrement and is constantly killing people and regenerating itself in search of the prefect pile of nicer shit.
(I must be nuts)
Judging Yam:
The precarious world of tuber farming in Iceland.
Dances With Vowels – The story of an exiled Civil War lieutenant who befriends an English teacher.
Smar Attacks Gay little munchkin contracts aids at a distant gay bar so Smar goes on a rampage while uttering strange religious phases then mows down all his mo com-padres. Kuala ban trackback which translates to I cum in piece.
Bananzo – Hoss turns into an ape, terrorizing blondes and fruit vendors in Virginia City.
Saturday night evil:
ordinary slumber party leads to bored pre-teens summoning the ghost of Mussolini.
Bananzo was me.
Itcy Slickers – Midgets go riding on the range on miniature ponies.
We Bitched – the under qualified gals of the Obama administration are in charge of Hillary’s broom collection.
Lost In Paces – O’B loses his rhythm on Dances with the stars.
Clash of the Taints – The mythic story of a couple of really assholish gods that mess up heaven and earth because they’re really just a couple of schmucks.
The Tings — The story of a couple of ragtime Jamaican street hustlers who trick people out of “their tings.”
Eb Cool – Chili Palmer ages gracefully while fading into the sunset.
Mergo Pyle – Gomer goes trans and moves in with Sgt. Carter, who does the same and changes his name to Luann Poofie.
Boondock Stain – Connor and Murphy MacManus end it in one glorious fire fight.
Perry No Mas – Perry loses his mind and starts taking all the cases of the aliens that are invading this country.
Minority Porter – An elite force of baggage handlers that put in your lost luggage claims before they even lose your bags.
Honey, I Shrunk the Skid
The story of a brave man with irritable bowel who begins to learn when it is or isn’t an actual fart.
Where Eagles Read
A band of commandos raid a Nazi base to save an unknown british VIP only to discover it is Dr. Dolittle.
Bad cheater-
In Hope Arkansas, sometimes it seems like lil Billy Clinton ain’t even tryin’ to hide his sinful ways.
The Runt Mess – Herman boinks Marilyn and unleashes an army of mini Munsters on Mockingbird Heights.
The price is girth.
Starving children from Africa compete in eating contests to win prizes
I Tax – Louie leaves the Sunshine Cab Co. and brings his same vindictive spirit to his new job at the IRS.
Cloudy With a Chance of Metal Slab – Documentary about fatal lightning strikes.
The Great Drip Family – The Partridges discover the joys of high colonics on a memorable tour.
Cool Bum – Columbo gets too high in Skid Row and forgets what he was investigating.
Shaun of the Dade – Zombies take over Miami Dade voting districts in effort to crown Saten’s mother as their queen.
G-D Muslo
Millionaire
A Middle East teen inherits riches in oil money yet decides he would rather kill infidels than enjoy life.
How the Stew was Won…Martha Stewart gets out of prison and fixes a meal for hunters, trappers, and gold seekers that are out to kill her….Walter Brennon provided the recipe for the beurre blanc….
Mork And Dimny – Mork becomes an muzzie and forces Mindy to wear a burqa and live in his egg.
Nuke Smog.
(Gunsmoke)
Kim Jung un thinks he just nuked South Korea. No one is brave enough to tell him he accidentally took out his favorite bakery around the corner
Pot Gun – Tom Cruise stars as an obsessive/compulsive narcotics squad detective who goes murderously berserk whenever he smells burning marijuana…or, tragically for his family, overcooked lasagna.
Van Shingle – The story of a monster hunter that gets periodic painful rashes.
Eyes Wide Tush
A Secret Service agent commits suicide after years of walking behind the First Lady.
Happy Syad – Al Molinaro converts to is slime and blows up Arnold’s on the busiest night of the year.
Top Nug – Retired fighter pilots develop routes thru Mexico in search of High quality bud of marijuana.
A Hard, Dazed, Knight.
After a jost, but before the ball, the unsuspecting knight is slipped a potion, a mix of local herbal viagra and laudanum. His pimply faced, thirty-eight stone, virgin, third cousin, Geraldine has plans for him.
Happy Syad – me again lol
You’ve Got Amil – And you can keep him, that dirty rotten Muslim.
Uncle Al, I didn’t see your post but I see a theme.
The Loin King
A butcher heads to Africa to discover his roots and ends up barbecuing his family tree.
The Pelican Fiber – A man alone on a deserted island, constipated from a steady diet of bananas, finally catches a pelican.
To Mock a Killing Bird – The Society To Prevent Cruelty By Animals campaign to shame the killing birds out of town.
Stew World – A Yul Brynner look-alike robotic short order cook has a macabre programming failure when he solves his raw ingredient supply problem by falling back on his high-level directive “to serve the customers.”
Dallas Does Debby
Syn: REDACATED
The Satan Clause
A Secretary of State sleeps through the cries for help from her charges in Benghazi in order to appease the prince of evil.
Saturday Night Evil – Chevy Chase returns to exact vengeance on every cast member that ever talked shiite about him.
Super Nam – Vietnamese super hero goes weak when smelling burnt fried rice.
Good Will Humping. She takes care of the precreational activites of down on thier luck men who have no where else to go, no money to get there and nothing to do once they’ve settled in.
“Close Encounters of the Third Dink”
Porno film starring
Anthony Weiner
Sar Warts
The incredible journeys of two princesses.
ah, i got nuttin. . .
Dr. Least Govern – the story of Ron Paul and the Libertarian movement.
Goodie Howser – Barry Obozo stars as a gay doctor that takes advantage of male patients rendered unconscious by Obozocare.
Corky
A loser tries to overcome the ghetto and become a prize fighter, instead becomes an overactor
“Rats Wars”
The first entry in George Lucas’s much-heralded fantastical space trilogy about DemoRat relations within the DNC.
Scarf Ace
The effete sales guy in the Men’s Wear department who specializes in ties, belts, hats and other accutraments required by any daring and dashing dude.
0201 A Space Odyssey
Mohammad uses his great knowledge of technology to be the first prophet to have slipped the surly bonds of Earth.
Laws
He was known as an ambulance chaser, a wheeling, dealing lawyer, always on the edge of the rules, will to argue any case. For the right price. He was the proverbial punchline of so many lawyer-jokes. He was called The Shark.
LBS you crack me up, dude.
The Fowl of Wall Street.
A failure in the securites trade. Always afraid to pull the trigger on a big deal.
The Corky Horror Picture Show
Mr and mrs Corkys car breaks down in the dead of night. They make their way to a White House where there is a halloween ball in progress. The pResident is Frank N. Furter, an apparent mad man who actually is an alien transvestite who creates a living muscle man named Michelle in his laboratory. The mad man screws everyone, and eventually citizens of the surrounding area discover the treachery and destroy him
The Name of the Sore – A medieval Scottish investigative priest travels to an Italian monastery inhabited by circus freaks, and there discovers gonorrhea.
Pacific Mir – Hillary’s Russian space alliance to turn over US nuclear stock pile to Putin.
Wyatt Rape
An aging cowboy emigrates from Syria and discovers pert twelve year-olds in the Wild West.
“The Bride of Ken-Frank-Stein”
Boris Karloff’s iconic lurching monster meets his match in his drunken bride at Ken & Franks pub known as the Stein in this darkly witty 1935 sequel to the horror classic.
“Yankee Doodle Anddy”
Gay film about the new military where Ann becomes Anddy.
” 24th Street ”
First half of 42nd Street
God Day Afternoon
A dyslexic bank robber goes crazy in a hot day in August and has a come to Jesus moment
The W Drone Years – it’s Boosh’s fault!!!
Rug Star – Barry Obozo teaching the young’uns the joys of worshipping all uh.
My Own Private Ho, Ida
Street walker finds a rich man, played by Richard Gere, and lives happily ever after.
Common Core Mickey?
The Lubes Brothers
Two greasy Lube Jockeys purchase a old NasCar to win the Gumball Rally destroying thousands of old nascars along the way.
The License Of The Lambs
A large minority group becomes disenfranchised due to their ignorance and inability to obtain proper documentation.
S.H.A.M.
(mash)
A politics-as-usual story of a scamp named Hilarity lying her way almost to the top when her whole house of cards falls right before election day! Spoiler Alert! She’s honored by the Republicans (OH MY!) by having the prison she’s sent to re-named after her. And she likes it! Happy ending rating: 8.5 ( -1.2 points for her being alive at the end of the movie)
Grumpy Cat’s Worst Art Schism Ever
A Grumpy cat named Tardar Sauce paints pet portraits and causes a major rift with those who love BFH pet portraits.
Bill & Ted’s X-Teen Cell Adventure
Former US president and Senator from Massachusetts use a magic Oldsmobile Delmont-88 to go on an X-rated romp in prison with teens from the past before they reach puberty.
The Tampons Always Ring Twice
An intrepid tampon volunteers to go where no man has gone before up Killary’s grand canyon cooch and give her bell a good ring.
Touch of Vile
returned to his powerful position as police chief in a corrupt texas town, Sheriff Vile opens the borders to allow hundreds of illegal immigrants entrance to his city. Complicit in his treachery is the town board and elected officials. Patriots arise and cast out the turncoats. A story of cruely, treachery and greed and the overcoming spirit of patriots.
Borin’ Hood – Robbin’ an his posse be pissed at da man fo stealin they benjamins. They aim ta take down da Sheriff an Nut ‘n’ Ham when they be comin back fo mo, but they neva show agin. So Robbin’ an posse get tard a waitin an go back to they fun knockout games.
You’ve Got Lima!
Man fulfills his lifelong desire to visit the capitol of Peru after winning internet contest
Meals
Dr. Martin Luther King eats his way from Selma to Montgomery seeking equal rights at the lunch counter
You Got LIMA
Man with 100% occluded Coronary Artery discovers to his delight that his Left Internal Mammary Artery (LIMA) is the perfect bypass graft. And it will last for ten years!!
Dang Jo Unchained – Joe Biden hears of a series of home invasions in Washington DC, and starts firing his shotgun through his neighbors doors to alert them.
Mace Iran Sniper
US military maces the whole of Iran prior to sending in a sniper
dang, Mace Iran Sniper was me
Hotel Raw Dan – cannibals take over a hotel in Africa where Dan Rather is staying, and run out of matches.
Finding Omen
Two clownfish go on an epic search for their son, unaware that he is, in fact, the spawn of the AntiChrist
The Big Bowel Ski – a family’s trip to Switzerland is ruined when they get food poisoning from some bad strudel.
Meth!
Giant ants run an underground meth lab in the desert.
The Mite Tunnel – a really frugal person drops a small coin down a gopher hole.
Libby the Dik.
Young boy is orphaned when Mexican illegals shoot down his parents near the Rio Grand. Blames the NRA and goes on rampage to have all legal gun owners disarmed.
The Shit Soot – Aging gunslinger from the Old West is dying from cancer visits a boarding house and befriends a smelly little kid who hides in the chimney.
The Nam Who Shot Liberty Valance – Story of a Vietnamese man who owned a patriotic themed curtain store.
True Trig – The real story about the youngest of the Palin children.
The Raw Wagon – About a guy who sells fruits and vegetables from the back of his station wagon.
Mint Clock – Documentary of refreshing time pieces.
Heart Baker Ridge.
Gunny leads platoon of marines on mission to wipe out Christian bakeries.
A Palmaso production.
The West Was Won How? – Rare antique bidet found in Roy Rogers basement.
Them Aloa – Psychopathic Hawaiian dwarfs terrorize a nudist colony.
Search There – A kiddie game show with a creepy old man who holds prizes in his pockets for the kids to explore.
Mikes Ho Toilet. (Some Like it Hot).
Follow the madcap adventures of Mike, as he provides mobile bathroom facilities to a group of prostitutes.
Yeah, it’s more than one word. But it cracks me up!
Straight outta Lynbrook
Jewish Princess from suburban Long Island has a big culture clash when she unknowingly sublets an apartment that is in a public housing complex in the gritty Red Hook neighborhood of Brooklyn.
Petty R Woman
A wayward Republican ex-governor of Alaska doth protest a bit too much until meeting a rich businessman and so-called outsider, running for President of the United States.
(NOTE: I typed in the following before I double-checked and saw that Diogenes Sarcastica had already used the movie title. I am going ahead and submitting it because I hate to waste the keystrokes, but please note that I consider this entry disqualified because she got there first.)
Reservoir Gods – A dyslexic California sorcerer misreads a spell for bringing rain during a drought and accidentally summons the spirits of Neptune and Poseidon, who gain dominance over the L.A. water supply.
One flew over the cock ou’s nest- Berry surprises Reggie with a studded condom.
Madam X:Fury Road
An insane brothel owner castrates the Governor of New York.
The Grand Budapest Helot
A Spartan serf flees to Hungary where he is enslaved by the Visagoths but eventually marries well, opens a casino and rakes in a fortune off the invading Romans.
Casa Banal
Rick opens up a boring, dreary nightclub on the outskirts of Newark and is over run by democrats. He falls in love with a club-footed librarian who leaves him after corrective surgery. Rick is last seen boarding a flight to Omaha with his Corgi.
How To Train Your Gonad
A young viking boy enters puberty with much fear and trepidation but with the help of a friendly mentor, makes his journey into adulthood via pillage and rape.
I salute you all… no shortage of snark or intellect around here! Thanks for the laughs! I submit my humble entry…
The Long Kiss Gin-hotdog… Amnesiac spy makes out with culinary cocktail.
12 Years A Salve
Ignored and ridiculed on the shelf for over a decade, a jar of ointment finally finds love and acceptance when its owner gets a boil.
Rooster Corn Bug – John Wayne stars as a rancher who raises prize winning fighting cocks.
Not Pat
A highly decorated Four-star General resigns in disgust and protest to the president’s evil desire to decimate the US military by allowing the mentally ill transgenders to serve as if nothing is wrong with them.
Me Kong US
Long after Marshall Dillon and Miss Kitty’s departure a large Vietnamese community forms in Dodge City.
Mommie Dearest
Mommie Seaterd
A riveting tale of the Monstrous female that wanted to rule the world,was thwarted by the Down Twinkles of the entire Planet.
Debbie Does Sallad
Hot porn star Debbie uses cucumbers, carrots, peppers and her own special salad dressing to create a culinary masterpiece guaranteed to keep viewers cumming back form
more.
D’s Evil Advocate
Democratic chairman Wasserman takes down a once proud political party.
Sad Boot
The animated tale of a lost right RINO boot separated from the leftist boot it admires and emulates. Meanwhile, the boots longsuffering owner who does not have two left feet, wishes the right boot is found and realizes it proper function.
The Fats of Life- Follow a starving Moochelle Obama around the Whitehouse in her quest to find more food, but will her appetite be satisfied?
The Nice Tapper – Wealthy NYC business man buys a dance studio after he receives a pair of tap shoes. Wackiness ensues with a new dance teacher every week who vie The Tapper’s attention.
The DoD Couple – Transgender couple who run the department of defense. [F*ck You 0bama!]
(I know I’m a day late, had to get that out of my system)