A boxer thought that his wife’s boss was raping her. He went berserk and confronted him in his office. He punched him until he was unconscious, he pulled down his pants and hacked off his wee wee with garden shears and flushed it down the toilet.
A search of the sewers found nothing.
A judge gave the boxer 4 1/2 years.
Get this, the guy with no dick apologized to the wee whacker. (That’s how they roll in Japan.)
ht/ The Big Owe
I hope there is no hard feelings.
4 1/2 years for a 2″ penis!
Try to imagine if they had found it.
He’d turn Gay cuz now it has a taste for sewers…
I thought that metric was used in Japan?
Do they have steroid abuse problems in Japan, too? ‘Roid rage?
He went from Big Boy to Little Man… 😉
All right boys. Here’s the mission. I need you to deep dive the sewers looking for a tally whacker, a meat without two veg, wedding tackle, a frank with no beans.
Sorry boss. We thought we found it but it was just a chicken neck.
He went from Bockscar…to Enola Gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8R-02fNL_Us
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I just knew this was a thread I didn’t need to read.
“The boxer was Bobbitting and weaving.” 🙄
A dickless lawyer! Now he is just like Hillary Clinton.