A Year for Every Inch – IOTW Report

A Year for Every Inch

A boxer thought that his wife’s boss was raping her. He went berserk and confronted him in his office. He punched him until he was unconscious, he pulled down his pants and hacked off his wee wee with garden shears and flushed it down the toilet.

A search of the sewers found nothing.

A judge gave the boxer 4 1/2 years.

Get this, the guy with no dick apologized to the wee whacker. (That’s how they roll in Japan.)

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11 Comments on A Year for Every Inch

  1. All right boys. Here’s the mission. I need you to deep dive the sewers looking for a tally whacker, a meat without two veg, wedding tackle, a frank with no beans.

    Sorry boss. We thought we found it but it was just a chicken neck.

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