The contest was HERE.
The rules were to take a song, or a lyric, and either rearrange the existing letters of one word in the title, or replace one letter in one word of the title, and tell us who the new artist would be.
The Runners Up-
I don’t want to miss a thong by Bill Clinton – MJA
We’re an American Bane by The Congressional Black Caucus – PHenry
When A Man Lives a Woman by Bruce and Caitlyn Jenner – Vietvet
Dirty Deeds, None Dirt Cheap by any leftist politician – Jethro
Hookin’ Out My Back Door by Kim Kardashian – Eugenia
Hack in the USSR by Edward Snowden – Bubba’s Brother
Racket Man by Jesse Jackson -Uncle Al
Won’t Get LOFO’ed Again by Donald J Trump – LocoBlancoSaltine
Mr. Big Stiff by Bill Clinton – CharlieWalksonWater
All Night Bong by Barrie and the Choom Gang – Moxie Man
It Was A Very Good Rear by Barack Obama – TheBigOwe
Hang on Sloppy by Hillary’s Campaign Advisors – Vietvet
Can’t Help Lovin’ Dat Nam by Jane Fonda – Eugenia
All That Jizz by Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky – Eugenia
Happiness is a Warm Gub by Woody Allen – sTevo
Kate Me As I Am by Bruce Jenner – Eugenia
Wooly Billy By Monica Lewinsky – Lazlo
Sixteen Cankles by Loretta Lynch, Patty Murray, Killery, Debbie Wasserman-Shultz, Charlie Rangel, Rosie O’Donnell, Al Gore, Barbara Mikulski – Abigail Adams
No More Mr. Nice Gay by Ellen DeGeneres & Sally Kohn – LocoBlancoSaltine
Wedding Hell Blues a duet by Bill and Hillary – Greeting From Yonkers
It’s All in the Name by Carlos Danger, aka Anthony Wiener – 99th Squad Leader
Shart Me Up by Al Roker – Jerry Manderin
Black God by Barack Hussein Obama’s ego – Norman Einstein
Rape On by Bill Clinton – refuse/resist
And the winner is… (This is stark and blunt. It’s not funny, but it doesn’t have to be. We’ll always have room for highlighting the ghoulishness of the left, Gosnell, and the abortion mills. And I’ll never hear this song the same way again.)
There’s a Kind of Mush by Kermit’s Hermits – Uncle Al
I’m changing the title of this meme to “Realizing the words have changed to one of your favorite songs.”
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I’m floored.
I was at the same time both appalled by and proud of that entry. But never did I expect it would come out the winner for it is indeed so ghoulish. Thanks, BFH.
Comgrats, an all that … but jus cuz I dn’t enter the contest is no reeson whyu I shunda got a prise, two.
I mean … cummon guys …. ize be bi-Prezidunt, an all ..
Congratulations Uncle Al! The title says it all. I pray you never need the whistle but get to have it as souvenir.
COngradulations Uncle Al! So many clever submissions. Most of mine were disqualified entries, but still snarkie.
For you youngsters here, click on this to hear Herman’s Hermits sing There’s a Kind of Hush, recorded almost *gasp* a half century ago.
My vote would have been “Shart Me Up”
Had to clean my monitor.
Congrats, Uncle Al. That was gross but oh, so appropriate.
And all the runner ups – terrific!
Recorded 1964? that’s my guess. I’ve slept since then.
I was confused as to why people were saying the song title was so gross, because I originally took it to be some kind of reference to Bernie Sander’s breakfast menu, or something like that. Except for the Kermit part, which didn’t make sense, because the only Kermit I ever heard of was a frog. Luckily, BFH mentioned the name “Gosnell”, which I Googled and finally was able to figure out what it was all about. Guess I don’t get out enough.
Anyway, congrats, Uncle Al.
🙂
Way to go Uncle Al.
Thumbs up Uncle Al.
I was honored to have an entry worthy of consideration, twice. Thanks BFH for hosting such a thing.
tried but failed to upvote many submissions…..this was my favorite, and i’m glad it won……
and yet….not really…….because…..there’s STILL a kind of mush …..all over the world…..tonight…..all over the world, you can hear the sound….of lovers in love……fertilizing eggs to kill off in a few weeks/months….
well, actually, this is one of the only countries that allows second and third term abortions, so there is at least THAT good news…….but we still send our charity abortion ships all across the globe, in the name of “woman’s rights” and all that crap……
i will never understand how “among these are the right to LIFE” got turned into the right to murder innocent children……
nope…..never gonna understand that one……
BEEN THERE…….DID NOT DO THAT……
Congrats, Unkle Al,
I got it immediately. Been arguing with co-workers over the Texas abortion mills law, and using Kermit the Gross as my prime example of why the law was a GOOD thing, the FedGov decision a BAD thing.