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Today is Chappaquiddick Day

What was Ted Kennedy’s favorite drink?

Gin with a splash of Delmont.

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28 Comments on Today is Chappaquiddick Day

  1. Reminds me of the one going around back in ’69:

    Q. Why did nine hours elapse before Teddy Kennedy reported the accident?

    A. It takes a long time to dress a dead girl underwater.

  2. Edwin Edwards once quipped that the only way he could lose an election would be if he was caught with a dead girl or a live boy. Ted Kennedy was caught with a dead girl and Barney Fwank was caught with a live boy. Yet, both were elected by the people of Massachusetts many, many times. What. The. Hell.

  3. There once was a Senator from Mass
    In search of a great piece of ass
    He looked up and found it
    Then messed up and drowned it
    Now the White House is a dream of the past ~ Unknown

  4. @ Jerry Manderin

    Senator Sleaze is housed on the 7th Circle for the murder of Mary Jo. I hear he’s spending a quiet day with a bottle of 12 year old Chivas… or is it a 12 year old AND a bottle of Chivas? No matter.

    “Hey, Teddy, enjoy that burning rain, you bastard.”

    👿

  5. Was there another Kennedy who was a bigger piece of criminal shit than Ted Kennedy?

    POPS maybe. He taught all the boys to teach on their wives, though Joe Jr. prolly only had time to cheat on a few girlfriends. He has useful idiots steal bootleg liquor and sell it to others then steal it back. Three full times on good nights, as I’ve read it. Bought the election for Jackie boy, then HE paid off the unions by issuing EO #10988 to allow all federal emps to collectively bargain.
    Oh, and with his help to Roosevelt, he put off bombing the railroad track s to the extermination camps for months, claiming that it just wasn’t possible to help, resulting in hundreds of thousands of more Jews being murdered…
    YEP, going with the ol’ man, Kennedy

  6. Major suspect in manipulating the 1920s stock market and cashing in big when it crashed… for which FDR put him in charge of the SEC.

    Took the girl in for the lobotomy, too, didn’t he ?

  7. @MJA.
    Was there another Kennedy who was a bigger piece of criminal shit than Ted Kennedy?

    His father was his evil equal for lobotomizing his own daughter.
    I think Satan sold his soul to the Kennedy’s.

  8. Ted Kennedy crashed the car, swam free, claims to have fished around for Mary Jo, swam to shore, rested up, and walked back to his hotel, where he got undressed and went to bed. He awoke to loud party noises and complained to the hotel manager, and then went back to bed. By 7:30 the next morning, Ted was seen talking casually to the winner of the previous day’s sailing regatta, and by 8:00 he still hadn’t even reported the incident. In fact, he eventually called Kopechne’s family and told them she was dead before the authorities even knew.

    On July 25, seven days after the incident, Kennedy entered a plea of guilty to a charge of leaving the scene of an accident after causing injury. Kennedy’s attorneys suggested that any jail sentence should be suspended, and the prosecutors agreed to this, citing Kennedy’s age, character and prior reputation. Presiding judge James Boyle sentenced Kennedy to two months in jail, the statutory minimum for the offense, which he suspended.

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  9. I have very vivid memories of the afternoon of July 19, 1969.

    My mother and I were cleaning up the kitchen after lunch when news of the “accident” was broadcast over the radio. I stunned even my Kennedy-loathing mother by immediately announcing, “That was no accident. He drove off that bridge on purpose.”

    “What makes you think that, dear?” my mother asked.

    “Because Kennedy isn’t dumb. The moon walk is scheduled for tomorrow, and he knows the reporters have better things to do.”

    47 years later, I stand by the opinion of my 12-year-old self. I believe he raped Mary Jo, then drowned her so she couldn’t go to the police.

  10. Amazing how Democrats kill, perjure, commit security felonies and they do not go to prison.

    We had Ted Kennedy, Byrd the Klansman, Bill Clinton, and now the Hildabeast. We need to bring back public hangings to restore any faith and credibilty to this corrupt government.

  11. Regarding Joe Kennedy. I created the position of SEC Chairman and put Joe in charge to ferret out the shenanigans rampant in the Stock Market. You see, it takes a shyster to catch shysters. History shows he did a pretty good job at the SEC.

    Plus, Joe raised a shitpot load of money for my 1932 Presidential Election Campaign.

  12. FDR, don’t try to put lipstick on Papa Joe.

    The next time you see Gloria Swanson, ask her how many times he beat her up during their affair in the late 1920s. Ask Joe how he left her nearly broke after being her alleged “business manager” when he walked out on her.

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